David Cross

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1964 age 0

   Born

2. 1996 age 32

   CreditThe Cable Guy

3. 1997 age 33

   CreditMen in Black

4. 1998 age 34

   CreditSmall Soldiers

5. 2001 age 37

   CreditGhost World

   CreditScary Movie 2

6. 2002 age 38

   CreditMen in Black II

7. 2004 age 40

   CreditEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

8. 2006 age 42

   CreditShe's the Man

9. 2007 age 43

   CreditAlvin and the Chipmunks

   CreditI'm Not There

10. 2009 age 45

    CreditAlvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

11. 2011 age 47

    CreditAlvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

12. 2013 age 49

    CreditKill Your Darlings

13. 2015 age 51

    CreditPitch Perfect 2

14. 2017 age 53

    CreditThe Post

15. 2018 age 54

    CreditNext Gen

• SSSteven Spielberg3 titles
• AFAnna Faris3 titles
• TJTommy Lee Jones3 titles
• MGMatthew Gray Gubler3 titles
• JLJustin Long3 titles
• JLJason Lee3 titles
• JMJesse McCartney3 titles
• JKJanice Karman3 titles
• RJRoss Bagdasarian Jr.3 titles
• LMLaurie MacDonald2 titles

• Spouse

  • ATAmber Tamblyn

• Influenced by

  • BMBill Maher
  • DLDenis Leary
  • JSJerry Seinfeld
  • RPRichard Pryor
  • GCGeorge Carlin
  • DMDennis Miller

Nothing recorded for: Partner, Parents, Children, Siblings, Studied under, Taught.

• So I was watching all the Katrina coverage and I got really angry at... Christians who didn't pray hard enough... It's their fucking fault. First off, they needed to pray against the people that were praying for Katrina to hit, because New Orleans is a den of sin and iniquity; an area where gay people dance! But now they have to pray double, and if they had just put that little effort up front, we could've avoided all of this. I think it's time we take a lesson from history, and return to human sacrifice.

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

• I thought it was really odd at how much people freaked out at Katrina. You'd think they'd be worried about something important. 'Oh my God, look! George Bush is just appointing all his friends into office and we're in an unfounded war...' But no- 'Fuck that! That nigger's stealing some potato chips!'

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

• I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

• [On airport pornography] I've never seen anybody purchase them, but apparently people are. They wouldn't carry them just for aesthetic purposes. They're not trying to impress people with their porn collection, you know. So, it's just a matter of economics...Apparently enough people are goin' in there goin' 'Oh, whoa... All right! The worlds filthiest ball-draining cum-mag! Right on! This ought to make the flight a little more tolerable. Alright. Oh shit! Ha Ha! Page 35: Puckering virgin assholes - alright I gotta get it. Hope nobody is sitting next to me on the plane, because they're in for a rude awakening. Cause I'm gonna be spankin' it!' Ah, it's weird. I'm not knocking porn, I love porn... but when I go to the airport I don't have to buy those magazines, because I have this thing called will power. And I utilize it so that I don't have to whip my dick out in public. I can wait five hours. At least until I'm in the cab on my way home.

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

• [On marketing and commercials] HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS! You're gonna love our eggs!!!... [cut to small granny in rockin chair] I like eggs the old fashioned way. [return to youth] "Fuck you granny!" [punch mimic]

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

• I don't remember ordering the Christian sandwich...

  David Cross, CC BY-SA 4.0

Nationalities

United States

Languages

English

Years active

1992–

Instruments

voice

Record labels

Sub Pop

Education

Emerson College, North Atlanta High School