She's the Man

Olivia: [as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth] Beware. The old guy chewing gum... it's not gum. Olivia: [When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it] Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula. Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting] Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours. Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [pause] That came out wrong, but you know what I mean. Justin: [after he blocks a goal] That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

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Daphne: [After hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin] But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great. Viola: Then why don't you date him, Mom? Daphne: [Pauses to fantasize, then giggles] Oh, no... I couldn't.

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Viola: I just can't do this. Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [Pause] That came out wrong but you know what I mean.

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Andrew: Freshman dorms are that-a-way twiglet. Toby: Yeah, seriously how old are you? Viola: [as Sebastian] I skipped a couple grades. Shh! I'm brilliant.

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Coach Dinklage: [about to assign teams for practice, one having their shirts on, the other off] OK, shirts and skins! Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt. Coach Dinklage: What?! Viola: I'm allergic to the sun. Coach Dinklage: You're allergic to the sun. Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic. Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accommodate, here at Illyria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, nancy-boy? [Marks his clipboard] You're a shirt.

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Viola: [as Sebastian] What does your heart tell you? Duke: What? Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED?

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