Men in Black II

Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened" from one of their files that "doesn’t exist".

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(upon seeing Ben's skin only) Hey, J, 0% body fat! (Homage to Lara Flynn Boyle.)

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Once you've had worm, that’s what you'll yearn!

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K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn's early light...

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(head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nuttin’s gonna taste right!

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[after J and K come to stop Serleena, he's reading a tabloid that says "Satan Escapes from Hell."] It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell.

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