Men in Black 3

Boris the Animal: Oh, I wouldn't do that. Lunar Max Guard: Why's that? Boris the Animal: It'll ruin your figure.

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Lunar Max Guard: You can't win, Boris! Boris the Animal: Mmm, let's agree to disagree. Lunar Max Guard: There's too many of us! Boris the Animal: Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window?

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J: Marco! You know you're not supposed to be north of Canal Street! Graffiti artist: Who's Marco? Marco: Just relax, punk. [he reveals himself in the walls] They're looking for me and not you. J: Crazy, right? Two grown men, talking to the wall, wall talking back; it's a mess. But hey. Don't even worry about it.

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K: I promise you the secrets of the universe, nothing more. J: [on phone] So what, there's some secrets out there that the universe don't know about?

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K: There are things out there you do not need to know. J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me.

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Boris the Animal: Hello, K. K: Boris the Animal. Boris the Animal: It's just Boris! K: You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is... still shot off. Boris the Animal: Yes... my arm. [caresses his pet] We've thought about that moment every day for the last forty years. K: Well, that's just not living a full life. Boris the Animal: I can promise you it will be longer than yours. K: Lonelier, too, since you're the last Boglodite standing. Boris the Animal: We'll see about that. But first, I wanted the pleasure of killing you... J: [arrives on the roof] Yo, K. [Boris starts firing spikes at J and K, who use the door that J came through as a shield] K: Where the hell have you been? J: Fishing! [Boris continues to fire spikes until J and K fall off of the roof] Boris the Animal: You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.

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