Ghost World

Enid: [coming out of their high school graduation ceremony] God, what a bunch of retards. Rebecca: God, I know. I thought that chipmunk face was never gonna shut up. Enid: I know. I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict. She gets in one car wreck and all of the sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her.

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Rebecca: [arriving at the graduation ball] Wow. This is so bad, it's almost good. Enid: This is so bad, it's gone past good and back to bad again.

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Melorra: Oh, my God. You guys, I can't believe we made it! Enid: [deadpan] Yeah. We graduated high school. How totally amazing.

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Todd: Hey, Rebecca. Rebecca: Oh, hi. Todd: So, we finally— Enid: What about me? Am I not even here? Todd: Hey. Hey, Enid. [turns back to Rebecca] So, we finally made it, huh? Rebecca: Yeah. Todd: So, uh, where are you... uh, where are you gonna go to college? Enid: We're not. Todd: Really? Both of you? Why not? Enid: Just because. Rebecca: Yeah, we made other plans. Todd: I guess I should have figured that you two would do something different. Enid: So, Todd, what are you gonna be when you grow up? Todd: Well, I'm majoring in Business Administration and thinking of minoring in Communications, so— Enid: See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid. [pulls Rebecca away] Look at this. Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh? Rebecca: Oh, God. How perfect. Enid: He'd better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her.

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John: Well, well, well. If it isn't Enid and Rebecca—the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend. Enid: You're late, asshole. John: Fine, and how are you? Enid: Did you bring the tape? John: [shows her the videotape but pulls it away when she tries to take it] You never paid me for that tape of the Indian dance routine. Enid: Yes, I did. John: You Jews are so clever with money. Enid: [snatches the tape off him] Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.

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Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen and I'll be your waiter this afternoon. Enid: Hi, Al. Rebecca: Can we call you "Weird Al"? Weird Al: I'd imagine so.

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