Dialogue
Todd: Hey, lovebirds. We have unfinished business, I and he.
Scott: "He and me."
Todd: Don't you talk to me about grammar.
Scott: I dislike you, capisce?
Todd: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott: What?
Todd: Because you'll be dust by Monday.
Scott: [confused] Ummm...
Todd: Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts.
Scott: S-so, what's on Monday?
Todd: [also confused] Well, 'cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
Envy: [sighs; translating for Todd Ingram] Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.
Scott: [offended] You used to be so NICE! [charges toward Todd in slow-mo, but Todd psychically throws Scott through a brick wall.]
Stephen: Uh, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice. Call us when you're done.
Envy: Oh, he'll be done. Real soon.
Todd: [hears a bass note] Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.
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