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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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Todd: Hey, lovebirds. We have unfinished business, I and he.

Scott: "He and me."

Todd: Don't you talk to me about grammar.

Scott: I dislike you, capisce?

Todd: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Scott: What?

Todd: Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Scott: [confused] Ummm...

Todd: Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts.

Scott: S-so, what's on Monday?

Todd: [also confused] Well, 'cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Envy: [sighs; translating for Todd Ingram] Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott: [offended] You used to be so NICE! [charges toward Todd in slow-mo, but Todd psychically throws Scott through a brick wall.]

Stephen: Uh, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice. Call us when you're done.

Envy: Oh, he'll be done. Real soon.

Todd: [hears a bass note] Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.

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