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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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Julie: [changing the subject] So, uh, you guys doing anything fun while you're in town?

Todd: "Fun"? In Toronto?

Envy: Ha!

Scott: [angrily] THAT'S IT! [slams fists on table as Envy gasps in horror] YOU COCKY COCK! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! [lunges to attack Todd but is frozen by psychic energy. Todd, eyes glowing and hair standing on end, levitates Scott into the air] [gasping] My neck. [stunned] Your hair.

Envy: Didn't you know? Todd's vegan.

Scott: [coughs] Vegan?

Todd: [psychically moves couch out of the way] It's not really that big of a deal. [kicks and breaks off part of the brick wall]

Scott: No kidding. [coughs and stands up] Anyone can be vegan.

Todd: Ovo-lacto-vegetarian, maybe.

Scott: Ovo-what?

Todd: I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.

Envy: Short answer: Being vegan just makes you better than most people.

Todd: Bingo. [punches Scott and sends him, screaming, leaving a trail of A's high into the air and

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