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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
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Kim: Where's Knives? Not coming tonight?
Scott: No, we broke up. Hey, check it out. I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II. [strums "Final Fantasy II" bass line.]
Kim: Scott, you are the salt of the Earth.
Scott…
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Lucas: Prepare-- [rips off part of set] Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.
Scott: The League of Evil Exes?
Lucas: You really don't know about the League?
Scott: Um...…
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Knives: [buying blue hair dye from a drugstore while explaining her situation to Tamara Chen] OH, MY GOD! He's dating a fatass hipster chick! I hate her stupid guts! He only likes her because she's old! She's probably…
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Todd Ingram: [to Ramona] Hey, Ramona.
Ramona: Hey, Todd.
Todd: It's been a while.
Ramona: Mmm-hmm.…
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Julie: [changing the subject] So, uh, you guys doing anything fun while you're in town?
Todd: "Fun"? In Toronto?
Envy: Ha!
Scott: [angrily] THAT'S IT! [slams fists on table as Envy gasps in horror] YOU COCKY COCK! You'll…
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Todd: Hey, lovebirds. We have unfinished business, I and he.
Scott: "He and me."
Todd: Don't you talk to me about grammar.
Scott: I dislike you, capisce?…
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Vegan Police Officer #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.
Todd…
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Scott: [to Envy] Uh...sorry, I guess.
Envy: [in disbelief] "Sorry"? You just head-butted my boyfriend so hard he burst.
Scott: You kicked my heart in the ass, so, I guess we're even...Natalie.
Envy: [confused] "Natalie"?…
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Stephen: We're still going to the after-party, right?
Kim: I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party. I think a third of the band just went poom.
Stephen: Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after-parties. Just…
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Ramona: We really don't have to go to this thing. It'll probably be a bad scene all around.
Scott: No, I'm fine. It's just--
Ramona: "It's just"?
Scott: Well...have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?…
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Scott: Wallace?
Wallace: Uh-huh?
Scott: This is happening, right?
Wallace: Oh, yeah. [yelling] Kick her in the balls!…
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Stephen: [notices Scott] Scott! Let it go. Don't give him the satisfaction.
Scott: What if I want the satisfaction?
Gideon: Scott Pilgrim! He-hey! Buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre. Somebody, get this man a drink. A…
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Scott: [after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning] Oh, man.
Ramona: Sorry. Dying's got to suck.
Scott: You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?
Ramona: It's complicated.…
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Scott: [landing] How's it going back there?
Gideon: You... dick! [slumps, earning Scott 7,000 points]
Scott: [calling] Knives? I know you're in here. Don't attack Ramona.
Knives: SCOTT!!! [They turn just as Knives…
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Ramona: [gets up and sees Scott and Knives walking down the stairs] You two make a good combo.
Scott: [happily] Yeah?
Ramona: Yeah.
Gideon's Voice: [whispering] Scott Pilgrim. [chuckles] You can defeat me, Scott. But can…
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Scott: [talking to Nega Scott] They have this incredible French toast with, like, bananas on it, and you get bacon on the side.
Nega Scott: Oh, I'm likin' that.
Scott: Well, let's do it next week.
Nega Scott: Yeah…
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Knives: Go get her.
Scott: [shocked] What?
Knives: You've been fighting for her all along.
Scott: But what about you?…
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