Despicable Me 3

TV Show Host: The year was 1985, and the #1 hit show on TV was… Young Balthazar Bratt: Evil Bratt! TV Show Host: The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child, prodigy and criminal mastermind bent on world domination! Military Officer: There he is! Get him! Young Bratt: Goo-goo! I've been a ba-a-ad boy! TV Show Host: Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, striking a chord with audiences all over the world. Military Officer: There he is! Get him! TV Show Host: [as Bratt kicks the military officials] But it all came to an end in Season 3, when… Teenage Balthazar Bratt: (imitating Peter Brady from The Brady Bunch episode “Dough Re Mi”) I've been a bad boy! TV Show Host: The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. Teenage Bratt: Boy? Boy?! Agggghhh! TV Show Host: The show was canceled. Hollywood rejected him, and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV. Teen Bratt: What are you looking at?! TV S

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A.V.L. Tech: Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kinda of... monster! Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that’s not a monster. [zooms in on the boat, revealing Bratt] That's a man wearing shoulder pads! There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated, Balthazar Bratt. Blast it, the Dumont Diamond is on that ship! I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately! Lucy: We're already here! Agents Grucy are closing fast! Gru: Yeah! Wait. What? What did you call us? Lucy: Grucy! You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Try it. Gru: Oh, I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.

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Bratt: Hello, Gru! How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst (heroic) agent? Gru: Oh, that's hilarious, you should be on TV. Gru: Oh, that's right. You were! [pulls out his freeze ray] But then you got cancelled! Gru: [smacks the gun away] What about that? [pulls out... a small water pistol] What? Ugh! Girls! [throws the water pistol at Bratt's face]

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Bratt: Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious? Gru: Huh? Bratt: It's called acting, hoser. And clearly, I've still got it! Gru: Agh! Whoa! AGHHH! Ooh-aaah! Whoa! Aaaaah! Woahhhh! Whoa! Ah-ho-ho-ho! Whoa! Aaaah! Oh! Ah! Ow! Gru: [cries out] Brat: I've been a ba-a-ad boy! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Alpha Team Leader: Freeze! Don't move! Bratt: Son of a Beta-max!

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Silas: Thank you for coming in such short notice. It is with great sadness that I must inform that as of today, I am retiring as head of the AVL. Lucy: Oh, no! Silas: Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. She is the very gifted. [under his breath] The very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci. As I look out over all your faces, I am fluttered with so many memories. Valerie da Vinci: Oh, boy, this is a snooze fest! Blah, blah, blah, we understand, you're old, look, you're fat, you're done. Silas: Ooh! [grunts] Let me breathe in! [gets shoved into the ejection hole] Valerie: Whew, broke a little sweat there. [chuckles] First order of business. [clears her throat] WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS IS AGENT GRU?! Gru: Oh, that would be me. Although, I don't know if I'd say "loser," per se. Kind of is... [gasps and hears his phone ringing, he pulls it out, looking at Agenes, Margo and Edith] Oh, it's the girls. Not a good time. Valerie: Hey! Gru: [screams] Yes, sir!

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Gru: Guys! Shh, shh, shh, shh! I don't think you heard me right! No, no, no, no, no, no! This does not mean that we're going back to being villains! Minions: [disappointed] Awww... Stuart: Ah? Pinyoof la komiko! Gru: Okay, alright, I get it. Look, I know it's been a little tough lately, especially with Dr. Nefario accidentally freezing himself in carbonite. Gru: But our life of crime is over! Ugh. Mel! Mel, you're with me on this, right? Mel: Ugh! Looka! Mel: MINIONS, NO LE PINYOOF! [the Minions all rouse up] Pinyoof, pinyoof, pinyoof! Gru: Guys, listen to me! Read my lips! Leso me lipo! Pomo doro la comquit! Gru: What? What did I say? [pulls out a Minions language book] It's not "comquit"? Ah, okay. Pomo doro la kumquat! Mel: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pulisso kumquit parado. Lury para yo. Gru: Don't take that tone with me! We're not going back to villainy! Mel: Uh? No pirany? Gru: Yes! And I don't want to hear another word about it! [the Minions all blow raspberries at Gru] Look! If you guys

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