Despicable Me 4

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Gru: Don't worry. He can't get out of there; [chuckles] It's a maximum-security prison. Silas: Ah, yes, well, um... [clears his throat] He escaped yesterday. Gru: [shocked] WHAT?!

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Gru: This will be great. Silas: All right, now down to business. For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities. Gru: [confused] New identities? Is that really necessary? Silas: It's not up for debate, Gru. [Gru sulks] Now, you are a solar panel salesman. [gives Lucy her fake identity] Lucy, you're a hair stylist at an upscale salon. Lucy: [gasps in excitement] A hair stylist?! Yes, jackpot! Silas, did you choose that because you know I cut my own hair and I would totally rock at this? Silas: [bluntly] No. Gru: [reads his fake identity] "Chet Cunningham"... Da, that's got a nice ring to it. Silas: Girls. [gives Edith, Margo, and Agnes their fake identities] Edith: [chuckles] Cool. I'm Blair. Agnes: [disappointed] Britney? Margo: [confused] My name is Bree? Lucy: Oh, come on; There are worse names than Bree... Margo: Yeah, like Blanche. Lucy: [laughs] Yes, Margo. Blanche? Oh, that's a terrible name. [chuckles and nudges Gru] Imagine being named Blanche. Truly, I cannot think

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Gru: [gives Agnes a plate] Here you go, Britney. Agnes: Wait... I can't say my name is Britney. That would be a lie. Gru: Yes...? Agnes: But we aren't "stu-posed" to lie. Gru: Don't think of it as lying; think of it as high-stakes pretending. Agnes: Well, I'm not going to. Gru: Ah, just a little white lie. Agnes: [turns away in denial] Nope! Gru: [sternly] Agnes, as your father, I command you to lie! Agnes: [glares at Gru] No! Gru: Yes! Lie! Agnes: [shakes her head "No"] Mm-mm! Gru: You are walking on thin ice, little lady! Agnes: [slams her plate] Hmph. Gru: Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time. Edith: No, I don't. Gru: See, see!? She's lying right now! Beautifully, I might add.

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Gru: Is that my old school? Poppy: Bingo, which I have expertly modeled with glue and popsicle sticks.

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Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on. Yes, yes! Very rapidly! Oh, come on. Work. [tries again once more and the sign shows "Please see attendant"] Ugh! [breaks the pump in frustration]

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