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Despicable Me 4
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Karl
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QUIET!!!!!! You are now on Karl's bus. And Karl is a longtime AVL employee whose retirement benefits are almost vested. So, while on Karl's bus, you follow Karl's rules. No shenanigans, no antics, and no tomfoolery. So, this ends now. Or you're gonna see a side of Karl you do not wanna see. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! [Minion Dialogue
Gru: Don't worry. He can't get out of there; [chuckles] It's a maximum-security prison. Silas: Ah, yes, well, um... [clears his throat] He escaped yesterday. Gru: [shocked] WHAT?!
Dialogue
Gru: This will be great. Silas: All right, now down to business. For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities. Gru: [confused] New identities? Is that really necessary? Silas: It's not up for debate, Gru. [Gru sulks] Now, you are a solar panel salesman. [gives Lucy her fake identity] Lucy, you're a hair stylist at an upscale salon. Lucy: [gasps in excitement] A hair stylist?! Yes, jackpot! Silas, did you choose that because you know I cut my own hair and I would totally rock at this? Silas: [bluntly] No. Gru: [reads his fake identity] "Chet Cunningham"... Da, that's got a nice ring to it. Silas: Girls. [gives Edith, Margo, and Agnes their fake identities] Edith: [chuckles] Cool. I'm Blair. Agnes: [disappointed] Britney? Margo: [confused] My name is Bree? Lucy: Oh, come on; There are worse names than Bree... Margo: Yeah, like Blanche. Lucy: [laughs] Yes, Margo. Blanche? Oh, that's a terrible name. [chuckles and nudges Gru] Imagine being named Blanche. Truly, I cannot think
Dialogue
Gru: [gives Agnes a plate] Here you go, Britney. Agnes: Wait... I can't say my name is Britney. That would be a lie. Gru: Yes...? Agnes: But we aren't "stu-posed" to lie. Gru: Don't think of it as lying; think of it as high-stakes pretending. Agnes: Well, I'm not going to. Gru: Ah, just a little white lie. Agnes: [turns away in denial] Nope! Gru: [sternly] Agnes, as your father, I command you to lie! Agnes: [glares at Gru] No! Gru: Yes! Lie! Agnes: [shakes her head "No"] Mm-mm! Gru: You are walking on thin ice, little lady! Agnes: [slams her plate] Hmph. Gru: Why can't you be more like your sister, Edith? She lies all the time. Edith: No, I don't. Gru: See, see!? She's lying right now! Beautifully, I might add.
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Gru: Is that my old school? Poppy: Bingo, which I have expertly modeled with glue and popsicle sticks.
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Okay, let's see. Regular unleaded? Oh, wow, it is expensive, no? Okay, insert card and remove rapidly. [shows a card not read sign] Card not read? [tries it again, but gets the same result] Come on. Yes, yes! Very rapidly! Oh, come on. Work. [tries again once more and the sign shows "Please see attendant"] Ugh! [breaks the pump in frustration]
Maxime Dialogue
Citizen 1: There they are! Those guys crushed my car! Citizen 2: They destroyed the coffee shop! Citizen 3: What have you done? Citizen 4: You get out of here! Citizen 5: You”re ruining everything! Old Lady: I’m sick of superheroes! Policeman: Yeah. [takes off his hat before the Mega Minions run to Ransbottom] Ransbottom: Get in!