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E.B.: [after Fred talks to a Chinese woman] Fred, what'd she say? Was that about me? Fred O'Hare: [In Chinese; subtitled] She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freak her out. E.B.: You speak Chinese? Just when I think I can't love you anymore.

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David Hasselhoff: Stop, stop, stop, stop! [music stops] I don't wanna hear it anymore. Fred: Oh, c'mon, Mr. Hoff, we've been waiting all day. Give the guy a chance. David Hasselhoff: I gave him a chance. I didn't like it. [drumroll as the camera moves closer to him] I loved it! E.B.: WOO-HOO! Yes! David Hasselhoff: Hoff knows talent, and that rabbit's got talent! [laughs] E.B.: [jumps down from the drum set] Thank you, David Hasselhoff! I will not let you down! This is a golden opportunity and one I intend to realize fully! [pause] Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit. David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend's a talking car. [E.B. looks at Fred who shrugs] Can you make it to a live taping of the show Saturday night? I'll send a limo. [E.B. nods]

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Fred: Alright, look, if it means that much to you, then I'll swing by. Sam O'Hare: No, Fred. No, you don't swing by, okay? You shower, you shave, and you show up. The 3 "Shh"s! Come on, Fred, you've got to start your life. Think of this as a reboot. Fred: Right. Sam: It's time. Fred: [pause] Y'know what, you're right. In a couple of months... [Sam squints] In a couple of weeks, you're gonna see a whole new Fred. Yeah. By Easter. Easter's in two weeks. By Easter, I'm gonna get a new job, a new place, a new life. Sam: Great! Fred: [picks up his bag] Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sleep in my car.

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Voice at Playboy Mansion: [through an intercom] Listen to me, this is the Playboy Mansion, it's not a hotel. E.B.: [looking into a map] Yeah, right, but it says here that ever since 1971, the Playboy Mansion has been home to sexy bunnies from around the world. Voice at Playboy Mansion: Friend, I can't see you. Please step forward. E.B.: [stepping closer, face still in the map] Now, I'm telling you that I am both a bunny and incredibly sexy. Voice at Playboy Mansion: I don't have time for this. [clicks the intercom off] E.B.: Hello? Hello? Ugh, maybe this is the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.

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Fred: [parks the car] Oh man, I'm really late. E.B.: Late for what? What are we doing? Fred: I have a job interview. You're staying here. E.B.: But here's boring. Lemme come with you. I could be a job reference. Fred: Thank you, I appreciate it. Look, I really need this job, and I don't think anyone in there is gonna be able to handle you. I'm not sure I can handle you. So just do me a favor, wait in the car. [gets out of the car] E.B.: Fred, I don't wanna get your hopes up, but I think you're definitely gonna get this job. Fred: Be good. [walks away] E.B.: Yes, sir. I'll stay here and guard the vehicle.

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Mrs. Beck: So, recent employment history... You haven't worked in a year? Fred: Yeah, my parents have moved in with me. That has sort of been a full-time job. Fred: It’s fine. It just gets in the way of writing my novel, is all. Mrs. Beck: You're writing a novel? What's that about? Fred: It's, uh, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who are, uh, blue and live in a forest. Mrs. Beck: That's not Avatar? Fred: Not really. Mrs. Beck: So why don’t we, uh, take a walk and I can tell you a little bit about the company. Fred: Okay.

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