Lethal Weapon 2

Cavanaugh: 20 bucks on Riggs and Murtaugh. Cop #2: Who’s driving? Captain Murphy: Murtaugh. In his wife’s station wagon. Cop #2: I'll take that bet! Cavanaugh: I knew nothing about the wife’s station wagon. Bet’s off! Captain Murphy: Hey! Shut up!

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Murtaugh: Japanese? Riggs: Well, it’s a Japanese radio. Murtaugh: Maybe they bought the LAPD too. Riggs: They own everything else.

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Riggs: Well if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud. Dr. Woods: My door is always open, Sergeant. Riggs: Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, don't you, Doc? Dr. Woods: Why do you do this to yourself, Riggs? Riggs: Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? [Indicates the other cops] None of them'll let me. Besides, I need the money.

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Murtaugh: [Calmly] Trish, take the kids upstairs. Carrie: Daddy, we learn about this every day in human devolvement. Murtaugh: In human what?! Human development what?! Trish! Carrie: Development, Daddy. Chill out. Murtaugh: Human development?! Trish: Come on guys, upstairs. Nick, upstairs. You know how your father is.

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Leo: Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! Fellas! Murtaugh: What? Leo: Excuse me, guys. This is tuna. I hate tuna, okay? I refuse to get stuck with tuna. Now, come on. Murtaugh: Hey, Leo, don't eat the tuna. Leo: Oh, where were you? I just said that. I'm not eating this. I'm not eating tuna. Come on. Let's go back. Murtaugh: We're not goin' back. So, just shut up! Leo: Oh, sure. Don't go back. Okay. Okay, don't go back. That's it. Can I give you two guys a friendly piece of advice, okay? Don't ever go up to the drive-thru! Okay? Always walk up to the counter. You know why? Okay. Okay. They fuck you at the drive-thru! Okay?! They fuck you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! Okay? They know you're not gonna turn around and go back. So they don't care. Who gets fucked? Oh, Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eatin' this tuna! Okay?! Riggs and Murtaugh: SHUT UP!!

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Captain Murphy: I got something special for you boys. A guy by the name of Getz, Leo Getz has been placed in protective custody. And you two guys are gonna babysit him until Washington sends out the feds. Riggs: How long? Captain Murphy: Soon as all the red tape is processed. Couple, three days. This guy Getz is gonna testify before a commission of inquiry. Drugs, laundered money, et cetera, et cetera. This is not a shit assignment. Riggs: Yes, it is. Captain Murphy: No, it isn’t. Murtaugh: [coughs from Riggs' smoke] It is. Captain Murphy: It isn’t. Murtaugh: Captain, it’s a shit assignment. Captain Murphy: Shut up, the both of ya. Captain Murphy: I guaranteed this guy’s safety. Murtaugh: Why us? Captain Murphy: Because you two are the most qualified for the job. And, after last night, you could use the break. Murtaugh: I can handle last night. Riggs: What are we supposed to do with him? Captain Murphy: How the hell should I know? Take him to Disneyland. Riggs: Oh, this stinks. This st

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