Lethal Weapon

Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked. Roger Murtaugh: Guess what? Martin Riggs: What? Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you! Martin Riggs: Hey, don't. Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked! Martin Riggs: Terrific. Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is. Martin Riggs: Hate Him back; it works for me.

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Martin Riggs: What did he mean back there when he said you owed him? Roger Murtaugh: We served together in '65. la Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs. Martin Riggs: That was nice of him.

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Martin Riggs: You want me to drive? Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive. Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

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Roger Murtaugh: GET IN HERE!! [Riggs enters, Murtaugh throws the door shut, but the door swings the other way] Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself? Martin Riggs: Oh, for Christ-... Roger Murtaugh: SHUT UP! Yes or no - you wanna die?! Martin Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell-- Roger Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

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Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? Martin Riggs:: Well, I haven't killed you yet. Roger Murtaugh: Well don't do me no favors!

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Roger Murtaugh: Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you. Martin Riggs: Oh, I bet that hurt to say. Roger Murtaugh: [chuckles] You'll never know.

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