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Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked. Roger Murtaugh: Guess what? Martin Riggs: What? Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you! Martin Riggs: Hey, don't. Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked! Martin Riggs: Terrific. Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is. Martin Riggs: Hate Him back; it works for me.

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Martin Riggs: What did he mean back there when he said you owed him? Roger Murtaugh: We served together in '65. la Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs. Martin Riggs: That was nice of him.

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Martin Riggs: You want me to drive? Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive. Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

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Roger Murtaugh: GET IN HERE!! [Riggs enters, Murtaugh throws the door shut, but the door swings the other way] Roger Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself? Martin Riggs: Oh, for Christ-... Roger Murtaugh: SHUT UP! Yes or no - you wanna die?! Martin Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell-- Roger Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! Martin Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!

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Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? Martin Riggs:: Well, I haven't killed you yet. Roger Murtaugh: Well don't do me no favors!

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Roger Murtaugh: Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. Thank you. Martin Riggs: Oh, I bet that hurt to say. Roger Murtaugh: [chuckles] You'll never know.

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Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! The same Albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker! Roger Murtaugh: You sure? Martin Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.

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Martin Riggs: You know they're gonna kill her, don't you? Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. Martin Riggs: So, if you want her back, you're gonna have to take her away from them. Roger Murtaugh: I know. Martin Riggs: You do this my way. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. All you gotta do is just not miss. Roger Murtaugh: I won't miss. Martin Riggs: We're gonna get bloody on this one, Rog. Roger Murtaugh: Are you really crazy... or are you as good as you say you are? Martin Riggs: You're gonna have to trust me.

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Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo does] Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer] Mr. Joshua: Come on! Tell me about the shipment! Martin Riggs: [yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, lunges at Joshua] I swear I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you! Mr. Joshua: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what about the shipment?

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Culprit: [punches Murtaugh in the mouth] The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh. Roger Murtaugh: Go spit!

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General Peter McAllister: Kill the son of a bitch! Martin Riggs: Who's fucking next?! McAllister! Who's next?!"

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Martin Riggs: How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title? Mr. Joshua: Don't mind if I do. Martin Riggs: [real tough] I want your title. Mr. Joshua: [smirks] Okay.

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Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs! Martin Riggs: Yo. Roger Murtaugh: After all we've been through, if you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you're crazy. Martin Riggs: Well, I have news for you, Rog. Roger Murtaugh: What? Martin Riggs: I'm not crazy. Roger Murtaugh: I know. Martin Riggs: Well, good. Let's eat.

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Martin Riggs: Hey, you know what? Roger Murtaugh: What? Martin Riggs: Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me. Roger Murtaugh: If you touch her, I'll kill you. Martin Riggs: Ha! You'll try.

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McCleary: Fuck you, I'm jumping! Martin Riggs: [Grabs him] Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well then that's fine with me! Come on, let's do it asshole, let's do it. I wanna do it, I wanna do it! McCleary: Wait a minute! What do you mean? What do you mean? Roger Murtaugh: Oh, shit... Martin Riggs: [After landing] You wanna go up again? Let's go again! McCleary: *Screaming for help*

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(Pointing at Mr Joshua) Where did you get him? Psychos "R" Us?