American Wedding

Son, step away from the animal...

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Kevin Myers: Guys, here's to the next step! Paul Finch: Would you please shut up with that stepping?! Put your glass down!

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Steve Stifler: Are you saying I'm impolite or something? Jim: "Impolite" would be an improvement.

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Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"? Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning". Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel? Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone. Jim's Dad: But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear. Michelle: Oh, you've never tried it? Jim's Dad: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.

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Finch: Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people. Stifler: They're gay? Finch: No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated. Stifler: So, they're gay.

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Michelle: [about Stifler] Jim, he's not doing it to be nice; he's doing it to bone Cadence. Jim: Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think. Michelle: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.

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