American Pie 2

Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be. Finch: [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom] How did you do that magic you did? Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it! Danielle: [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is missing.

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Officer: Where's Steve Stifler? Stifler: I got peed on.

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Deputy: Hands where we can see 'em! [Jim raises his left hand with the porn tape glued to it] Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it! Jim: I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued. Sorry.

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Officer 1: This is the Stifler house, isn't it? You ever see Mrs. Stifler? Officer 2: Jeez, what a MILF.

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Jim's Dad: Ah, yes, the one that got away. Jim: Yeah. Jim's Dad: Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought up at a PTA meeting.

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Jim: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast. Finch: Rump roast... Oz: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia! Jim: Ah, yes, you would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch and then ditched me after prom.

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