Beetlejuice

Barbara, I don't think we survived that crash.

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Delia: I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here? Lydia: I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food. Delia: This is our first meal in this house, so why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one? Charles: Don't bait your mother, Pumpkin. As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement. Lydia: My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room. Delia: So you were miserable in New York City, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.

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[on the new house] Delia hates it. [sees a huge spider on a web] I could live here.

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Charles: Pumpkin, sweetheart... [kisses her and forces her out his study room] Go help your mother. Lydia: Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can't. [leaves the room]

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Juno: What's wrong? Barbara: We're very unhappy. Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.

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Lydia: Are you the guys hiding out in the attic? Adam: [under the bedsheets] We're ghosts! Lydia: What do you look like under there? Adam: Aren't you scared? Lydia: I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus? Adam: Night of the what? Lydia: Living Dead. It's a movie. Barbara: You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared outta my wits. Lydia: Of course I can see you. Adam: Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can? Lydia: Well, I've read through that Handbook for the Recently Deceased. It says: 'Live people ignore the strange and unusual'. I, myself, am strange and unusual. Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me. Adam: You've read our book? Lydia: Yeah. Adam: You can follow it? Lydia: Yeah. Why were you guys creeping around in Delia's bedroom? Adam: We were trying to scare your mother. Lydia: Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. She's sleeping with "Prince Valium"

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