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Wolf Jackson: Recognize this puss? Beetlejuice: Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife.

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Rory: [Walks up to Astrid at Charles Deetz's funeral wake] Listen, if you ever need to process any of your emotions, I'm here for you. Astrid Deetz: [Puts hand to chest and belches] Emotions processed. Thanks.

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Astrid Deetz: Oh, I found that on the floor. Hey, who's Beetlejuice? Lydia Deetz: Don't ever say that name! Not ever! Astrid Deetz: Beetlejuice. Lydia Deetz: No! Astrid, I'm serious. If you say that name three times, really bad stuff is gonna happen. Astrid Deetz: Like what? Lydia Deetz: In fact, this attic is off-limits. Do you understand me? Astrid Deetz: Yeah, I understand that you're crazy.

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Jeremy: [Leaps down from treehouse after Astrid bumps into it on bicycle, with him chortling] Are you okay? What happened? Astrid Deetz: Yeah, I'll live. Uh, what are you reading? Jeremy: [Displays book] Crime and Punishment. Astrid Deetz: One of those. Jeremy: "One of those?" What does that mean? Astrid Deetz: Nothing. I've read it three times. Jeremy: Did you really? Astrid Deetz: Yeah. "Pain and suffering are always inevitable." Jeremy: Yes. Yeah, I... I can't believe you are quoting Dostoevsky. That's... where have you been all my life? [They both chuckle]

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Lydia Deetz: I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're going to keep your word? Beetlejuice: [Crosses himself] I swear on my dead mother's soul. [Bursts into flame]

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Rory: You're that thing from my dream. Beetlejuice: Really more nightmare material, but thanks.

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