Wizards of Waverly Place, season 1

Justin: Edgebonoutoosis! [He clones the rabbit] Jerry: Good! Thank you Justin! That is how you execute the duplication spell properly. Real rabbit, duplica... duplicate rabbit real rab.. It's... ANYWAYS, there's two now! Max: What's the big deal? They're rabbits. Wait 5 minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves. Gigi: Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend. Harper: Nice shoes!

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Alex: You know a lot of stuff about stuff people don't care about, which is great. But I know relationships. I know how girls think! Justin: So do I! They're right brained dominant and they have a slightly larger hyper-tholimus! Alex: There you go again, knowing stuff people don't care about. Justin: You may find this hard to believe, but...I've never kissed a girl before. Alex: [smugly] I find it hard to believe that you think I'd find that hard to believe. Alex: Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.

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Alex: I need $5 dollars. Alex: Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house on the corner. Justin: Right, cause she'll think I'm brave. Alex: No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her. Justin: Ok, that's a great idea. Alex: Thanks, you have five ones for this five? Justin: Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars] Alex: Great, cause my five was lonely Max: What's Deja Vu? Jerry: It's when you feel like something happened before. Alex: For example, dad you have five dollars? Jerry: umm.. Why? Alex: Cause I need five dollars.. Deja Vu, huh Justin? Justin: So Alex, what was <i>your</i> first kiss like? Alex: You know, it was in this place...with this guy...and it was very romantic. Over Christmas Vacation. Max: We went to Grandma's over Christmas Vacation. Justin: Wait a minute! You haven't kissed a guy yet! [smugly] I <i>so</i> have this over you now! Alex: No you don't! Justin: I know so when I go to school

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Oh! Some chocolate! Oh wait, that's not a straw!

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Max: We didn't play paintball! Justin: ...What are pigeons eating now a'days?

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[takes picture of Harper] [monotone voice] I know you've only been working here four hours, but congratulations. You're Employee of the Month. I almost won it 4 times, but I lost cause I take too many breaks. That reminds me. It's time for my break.

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