NCIS, season 5

Overview

Ziva / McGee: What're you doing here?
Ziva: I asked first.
McGee: Well technically, Ziva, I think that if we were to put that to the test you'd find that it was too close to call, but since my parents raised a gentleman…
Ziva: I'm just being curious.
McGee: About when I lost my virginity.
Ziva: No, you misunderstood. I'm not asking when you lost your virginity but if you lost it. [Seeing Tony working at his desk] What's wrong with this…
Ducky: You know, a man's heart often tells us how he lived. Sometimes, it might even tell us how he died, but contrary to popular myth, it never tells us how he loved.
Abby: Oh, no, no, no. He never is. Even when he is…
Lt. Carl Greer: Uh, Doctor? Is this natural?
Ducky: [cups his hands and catches the liquid] Certainly not.
Lt. Carl Greer: What the hell is that?
Ducky: [in horror] This, my dear lieutenant... is murder.
Fornell: [in disbelief] You think the kid's Kamal? He would have had to start when he was eight years old!
Tony: Not if he's the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
Abby: [gasps] I love The Princess Bride! "No one would ever…
Gibbs: Freeze it.
Tony: [British accent] The Dread Pirate Roberts, I presume.

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