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NCIS, season 5
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Bury Your Dead [5.1]
Ziva / McGee: What're you doing here?
Ziva: I asked first.
McGee: Well technically, Ziva, I think that if we were to put that to the test you'd find that it was too close to call, but since my parents raised a gentleman…
Read the full quoteFamily [5.2]
Ziva: I'm just being curious.
McGee: About when I lost my virginity.
Ziva: No, you misunderstood. I'm not asking when you lost your virginity but if you lost it. [Seeing Tony working at his desk] What's wrong with this…
Read the full quoteEx-File [5.3]
Ducky: You know, a man's heart often tells us how he lived. Sometimes, it might even tell us how he died, but contrary to popular myth, it never tells us how he loved.
Abby: Oh, no, no, no. He never is. Even when he is…
Read the full quoteIdentity Crisis [5.4]
Lt. Carl Greer: Uh, Doctor? Is this natural?
Ducky: [cups his hands and catches the liquid] Certainly not.
Lt. Carl Greer: What the hell is that?
Ducky: [in horror] This, my dear lieutenant... is murder.
Read the full quoteIdentity Crisis [5.4]
Fornell: [in disbelief] You think the kid's Kamal? He would have had to start when he was eight years old!
Tony: Not if he's the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
Abby: [gasps] I love The Princess Bride! "No one would ever…
Read the full quoteIdentity Crisis [5.4]
Gibbs: Freeze it.
Tony: [British accent] The Dread Pirate Roberts, I presume.
Read the full quoteChimera [5.6]
Tony: Steady Probie.
McGee: Tell that to my stomach.
Tony: [crouches down] Steady Probie's stomach.
Read the full quoteRequiem [5.7]
[desperately applying CPR to Gibbs's chest] Come on... come on! Don't make me kiss you, Boss.
Read the full quoteTony Requiem [5.7]
[goes to Gibbs's desk and opens a drawer] Oh, boy! [holds up Gibbs's badge]
Read the full quoteMcGee Designated Target [5.8]
McGee: [entering the squad room in his sunglasses] Is it always this bright in here?
Tony: Wait a second, I recognize that look. You had sex, and I'm guessing it was with a girl.
McGee: No...
Tony: No, it wasn't a girl?…
Read the full quoteCorporal Punishment [5.10]
Gibbs: You got yourself in a mess, Corporal. Gonna have to get yourself out of it. What seems to be the problem? [hunches down and bellows directly into Werth's ear] WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, MARINE?
Werth: [snaps…
Read the full quoteCorporal Punishment [5.10]
Gibbs: All you care about is selling the war.
Ray: You don't support the war?
Gibbs: I support the men fighting it.
McGee: [alarmed] On the Hulk!
Read the full quoteTribes [5.11]
Gibbs: How'd they let you in here, newbie?
Langer: Ah man, it's been a long time.
Gibbs: You owe me six.
Langer: See? [hands some dollar bills to Gibbs]…
Read the full quoteDog Tags [5.13]
Abby: (seeing McGee drive in) Hey McGee! (seeing the bandage on his neck and hand) Oh my god! What happened to you?
McGee: I was attacked by a vicious dog.
Abby: Are you okay? (pulling at the bandage to see his wounds)…
Read the full quoteInternal Affairs [5.14]
Abby: [as they are waiting in Evidence Garage] Ooh! Tarot cards. Want to see what happens next?
Tony: I am dying with anticipation. [gets distracted]
Abby: Tony!
Tony: Hm?…
Read the full quoteIn The Zone [5.15]
[entering and seeing the photo] Or should be. I think I need to wash.
Read the full quoteNCIS Analyst Nikki Jardine In The Zone [5.15]
We're not exactly sharing a room.
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