Dialogue
Aldo: You can't leave. If the boss says you are the boss, you are the boss now.
Kristin: Yeah. Yeah, but, you know what, I am not a boss, like, not in any way shape or form. So, you know, especially, not in a mafia kind of way.
More from Mafia Mamma
Kristin: [Dante stomps on Kristen's cell phone] How is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? How will I ever have sex!
Bianca: [Slaps Kristin] You cannot be speaking to random strangers. It's too dangerous.
Kristin…
Read the full quoteKristin: I deserve this. I deserve this. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna have my own "Under the Tuscan Sun" or "Eat Pray Love".
Jenny: Fuck.
Kristin: What?
Jenny: Eat, Pray, *Fuck*. Say it.…
Read the full quoteKristin: I just need a vacation. I just really want my: Eat, Pray, Fuck!
Bianca: Eat, Pray, Fuck?
Kristin: Yeah, it's a - play on words, you know, the book, "Eat Pray Love".
Aldo: Yeah, it's a very uplifting and moving…
Read the full quote