Jackass Number Two

Johnny Knoxville: You just have to stand there. Ryan Dunn: Yeah, and get killed! Johnny Knoxville: It's just gonna be loud. It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud. Ryan Dunn: You're nuts!

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Bam Margera: You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls. Johnny Knoxville: But a sweet set of balls! Bam Margera: Rad... I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!

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April Margera: [After seeing the brand on Bam's ass] You're going to have that for life! Bam Margera: No shit! April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn? Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny...

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Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt! April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it! Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.

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Johnny Knoxville: [While Bam is in a livestock trailor with a cobra snake] You crying? Bam Margera: Yeah.

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Bam Margera: So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out. Johnny Knoxville: And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them. Bam Margera: This is the Beehive Limo.

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