Jackass: The Movie

Bam Margera: Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say "fuck" by the end of this movie. April Margera: [After seeing an alligator in her house] That is the scariest fucking thing I ever saw in my whole life!

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Johnny Knoxville/Irving Zisman: I was Lon Chaney's lover! Shopkeeper: Go back and love him!

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Angry Golfer: [After disturbing a golf game with an air horn] Didn't I tell you I was going to come over here and kick your ass for that? Johnny Knoxville: But... I'm sorry. I got bursitis. Angry Golfer: You got bursitis? Johnny Knoxville: Yeah. Angry Golfer: So that means you gotta play with a horn? Johnny Knoxville: It helps. Angry Golfer: I'll give you something to play with, pal!

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Johnny Knoxville: [Dazed, holding head after a golf cart skit] I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked. Bam Margera: Dude, you were hauling so much ass!

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Bam Margera: [After Dunn puts a toy car in his rectum] So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you? Steve-O: Well, no, I... Bam Margera: Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack! Steve-O: Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said; "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... you know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more. [Laughs]

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Johnny Knoxville: Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom? Dave England: No, no. I shit my pants at the fair.

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