Deadpool & Wolverine

Minuteman Leader: Wade Winston Wilson, you are under arrest by the Time Variance Authority for too many crimes to list! Happy Hogan: The problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss, right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying. But not everybody's the world-saving type. I'm not, and I'm happy, right? I found my place. Find your place. Blind Al: I pray every day that fire finds your body and finishes the job God didn't have the nuts to do! Paradox: I have been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe and, regardless of what the pencil-pushers upstairs would prefer, I will not waste my life watching it die slowly of natural causes. We used to just prune these things -- Simple. Elegant. Efficient. But I'm told the TVA doesn't like to do that anymore. Well, I do. And no matter what my so-called superiors say, the multiverse does not need a babysitter. We need a mercy killer. And in this instance, I am the me

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Wade: I-- I care. I know I turn everything into a joke, but I care and I wanna use that feeling for something important. I-- I wanna matter. And to show my girl that I matter, and, um... Y'know, I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here. Is the man not gonna be joining us? Happy Hogan: "The man"? Wade: Yeah. I should save this if he's gonna... Happy: As far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man. Wade: No. Happy: The man is me. I am the man in this... circumstance. Eh, besi-- He doesn't do this kind of thing anymore. Wade: Cameos? Happy: Meetings.

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Happy: You just said, moments ago, that you wanted to be an Avenger because "you need it". Wade: Yes, sir, I do. Happy: But the Avengers don't do the job because they need it, they do the job because people need them. Do you see the distinction?

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Peter: We're human beings, we crave purpose. After all, we're Deadpool! Wade: Please stop saying that; we're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore. Peter: Well, if you're gonna have a mid-life crisis, go big! A few years ago, a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson.

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Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine? Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off-limits. Blind Al: What about Bolivian Marching Powder? Wade: They know all the slang terms; they have a list. Blind Al: Even snowboarding? Wade: Even disco dust. Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted? Wade: Even Forrest Bump. Blind Al: Booger sugar? Wade: I wouldn't even try "powdered go-nuts". Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman? Wade: Yes! But I can't!

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Wade: Birthdays -- boy, uh, every spin around the moon is a new adventure indeed. Blind Al: Sun, dumbass! Wade: Okay, round-earther! Where was I? Colossus: The adventure of life. Wade: Right, um... it's been a challenging few years. Been through a lot -- a change of life. Buck: Menopause? Wade: Bitch, are you improv-ing? Dopinder: Mm-mm. Buck: I'm sorry. Wade: I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio. Yukio: It's okay. Wade: Yeah... But I'm happy. And, you know, that's be-- that's... because of each and every one of you. I guess what I'm trying to say is, how proud I am, how grateful I am to be standing in a room with every single person I love. I'm the luckiest man alive.

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