Patton Oswalt

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1. 1969 age 0

   Born

2. 1999 age 30

   CreditMagnolia

   CreditMan on the Moon

3. 2001 age 32

   CreditZoolander

4. 2004 age 35

   CreditBlade: Trinity

   CreditStarsky & Hutch

5. 2006 age 37

   CreditFailure to Launch

6. 2013 age 44

   CreditThe Secret Life of Walter Mitty

7. 2014 age 45

   Credit22 Jump Street

8. 2017 age 48

   CreditThe Circle

9. 2019 age 50

   CreditThe Secret Life of Pets 2

10. 2021 age 52

    CreditEternals

11. 2024 age 55

    CreditGhostbusters: Frozen Empire

• BSBen Stiller3 titles
• SCStuart Cornfeld3 titles
• BPBarry Peterson3 titles
• ASAmy Stiller3 titles
• RDRamin Djawadi2 titles
• KBKathy Bates2 titles
• BPBill Paxton2 titles
• DGDavid S. Goyer2 titles
• CGClark Gregg2 titles
• YBYvette Nicole Brown2 titles

• Spouse

  • MSMeredith Salenger

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• In this age of cynicism, bipartisanship and personal cowardice, it's refreshing to find a group of people willing to die for what they believe.

  Patton Oswalt, CC BY-SA 4.0

• The angry "@" tweets from my hammer toed followers opened my eyes. "Pedo-phobe" shaming hurts us all. I am a PROUD pedophile!

  Patton Oswalt, CC BY-SA 4.0

• My dong is super-friendly and loves getting rubbed by children. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos

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• If they've really caught the #GoldenStateKiller, I hope I get to visit him. Not to gloat or gawk — to ask him the questions that @TrueCrimeDiary wanted answered in her “Letter To An Old Man” at the end of #IllBeGoneInTheDark.

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• ...I send money to NPR [National Public Radio], I support them, I support them philosophically. But, it's UN-LISTENABLE RADIO! You understand me? I send them money, so I don't have to listen to them.<br>When, when did conservatives steal rock and roll from us? When did that happen? All the AM stations, nothing but racist fascist douchebags, all their break music is this blasty-ass, gut-bucket rock and roll. Bill O'Reilly will play the White Stripes, for God's sakes! Then you turn it over to NPR and their break music is a sad, lonely saxophone echoing through a sewer pipe somewhere. When did that happen?<br>So you turn it on, [imitates AM radio announcer] "Next on Bill O'Reilly, why black people smell different!" [imitates hard rock electric guitar]. [imitates NPR announcer] "Later on NPR, we'll talk to a woman who makes macrame belts out of old typewriter ribbons." [imitates sad lonely saxophone echoing through a sewer pipe]. Play some Zepplin, for God's sake.<br>"It's our pledge drive

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• Every time I'm on a TV show, and I have a [sexually explicit] line, they never say, "Don't say that! At all!" Because I wouldn't; I know you're not supposed to say that. Instead they say: "Can you find a cute, G-rated way to say that?" Okay. Cleaned-up, G-rated filth is way creepier than straight-up filth. Which is creepier: "I wanna shove my hard cock in your wet pussy" or "I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goof juice!" That line right there is completely G-rated. You can say that on TV. And that's fuckin' horrifying. ...Try saying that in bed, "I'm gonna fill your hoo-hah with goof juice," and prepare for the winter-y freshness of Mace.

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