Zoolander

Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this: ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.

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Olaf: Cool story, Hansel. Hansel: Thanks, Olaf.

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Matilda: I became... Hansel: What? Matilda: Bulimic. Zoolander: You can read minds?

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Derek Zoolander: What is this? [smashes the model for the reading center] A center for ants? Mugatu: What? Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small... Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this! Mugatu: He's absolutely right you know.

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Brint: Or the way Hansel combs his hair? Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel? Mmmhahaha! Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model. Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint, I was making a joke. Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay, I knew that! Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well, I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you *didn't* know it was a joke! Ahaha! Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away! Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint... Derek Zoolander: Would you guys stop it already?

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Brint: You know what would help you sort through these important issues? Derek Zoolander: What? Brint, Meekus, and Rufus: ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!! Derek Zoolander: What are they doing? Derek Zoolander: Guys, NO!

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