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Snake: Stop! Wolf: I'll stop if you just explain it to me, Because I don't... Snake: Would you please just drop it? Wolf: Alright, alright, fine. Consider it dropped. It's dropped. It's on the ground. Snake: Good. Wolf: But, I mean, come on! Everybody loves birthdays! [Snake groans] You got decorations, you got balloons, you got parties. And cake! Snake: Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm not a cake guy. Wolf: Seriously though, you don't like cake? Name one food better than cake. Snake: Guinea pig. Wolf: Oh, again with the guinea pig. [chuckles] I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a guinea pig. Snake: Wrong! Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste air. Wolf: Air? Snake: Yes! Air. [tastes the air around him] Mmm, nice. Wolf: I dunno. They're a little, uh... a little cute for my taste. Snake: That's what makes them so delicious! You're not just eating food. You're eating pure goodness! It's not abo

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Wolf: [puts on a "full charm-offensive"] Madam Governor. Diane. Diane: [sternly holds up her hand] Do NOT Clooney me, Wolf. Wolf: Oh, I see what’s going on. You think I’m still a Bad Guy, trying to bamboozle my way to freedom. But we’ve changed! That "flower of goodness" is blossoming all over the place. Diane: [sighs annoyedly and rolls her eyes] Don’t you ever get tired of lying? Wolf: [chuckling] No. I mean… [stammers] Fudge. That was… That was a trick question, right? Diane: [sighs] I gave you an opportunity! A chance to show the world that you're more than just a scary stereotype, but... you're too proud or too gutless to take advantage of it! Wolf: [angrily] Gutless? I'm gutless? Oh-ho-ho, I'm sorry, have we met? I'm the villain of every story! Guilty until proven innocent! Even if by some miracle [Diane suddenly looks smug as she secretly realizes Wolf is just like her.] we did change, who's gonna believe us? Huh? Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that with your Little

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Wolf: I think we got off to a bad start. The name's Wolf. [climbs up the tree; the cat cowers in fear and whimpers as if thinking that Wolf is going to hurt him] Yep. [sighs] I get that a lot. First impressions and all. [continues climbing as the cat steps back and jumps onto another frond, which begin to shake] No, no, no, no! [The frond breaks. Wolf catches the cat, just before he could hit the ground, then puts him back in the tree.] Now, it's OK. It's OK. I'm not gonna hurt you. I know you're scared. I would be, too, if I were you. Just give me a chance. [The cat meows.] The truth is, we actually have a lot in common. Don't tell anyone, but I love a little scratch on the spot behind my ears. You know, right there. The best. [The cat recoils as Wolf reaches his hand out to him. He looks to the side as if looking for an avenue of escape then looks back at Wolf] Come on, Kitty. [Kitty sniffs Wolf's hand, then rubs his face on it. He purrs happily as Wolf scratches behinds his ear and

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Wolf: [to Marmalade, after discovering his true colors about setting the gang up] You... It was all you. Webs: What are you talking about, Wolf? Wolf: The old lady, the Golden Dolphin, good training. It was all to get us here, so he could steal the meteorite and let us take the fall. Snake: Whoa, whoa. What old lady? And-And why would a guinea pig want a meteorite anyway? Shark: Uh, guys? He's creeping me out. Piranha: Wait, what? What's going on? Someone turn me around! Marmalade: [to the Bad Guys] Well, well. So, you finally get it. All: [shocked] What?! Shark: You stole the meteorite?! Marmalade: Oh, it's not just a meteorite. Piranha: I told you guys it's a butt! Marmalade: It's not a butt! It's the ultimate power source. You see, when it struck, scientists found that it emitted an electromagnetic frequency unlike anything else on Earth. I'm going to harness its power to pull off the greatest heist the world has ever seen! Webs: [to Snake] You should've eaten him when you had the c

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Shark: I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent! Snake: Oh, we got double-crossed by a rodent all right. But, uh, not a tiny one. Shark: What?! Snake: This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade. It turns out it was Wolf conning us! Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?! Wolf: Why-Why would you think that? Snake: Oh, I don't know! Maybe because you just sabotaged the biggest heist of our lives! I think you owe us an explanation, buddy. Wolf: Okay, you're right. This is what happened. Back in the museum, I just tried to steal an old lady's purse. [gets his mugshot taken] Classic snatch and grab. Webs: "Tried" to? Since when do you try to steal something and not just steal it? Wolf: I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and... [clears his throat] I kind of helped her. Snake: What?! [gets his mugshot taken] Wolf:: I kind of helped her. Piranha: But then you stole the purse. [gets his mugshot taken] Wolf: No, [chuckles] I didn't! I saved the old lady, and s

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The Bad Guys: [gasps] DIANE?! Piranha: But how do you know how to do all of that kick-kick-punch-punch? Wolf: Wait a sec. You're the Crimson Paw?? [Diane smiles cheekily.] The Queen of Cons, acrobatic Swiss Army Knife, stole the Zumpango Diamond twice; once for profit, second time just for fun. Never identified, never caught. Diane: Heh. Guess I'm still the best bad guy the world has ever seen. [looks at her ninja outfit and sees a cut mark on her sleeve] Ugh. At least I used to be. [The alarms blare. Diane puts her mask back on as dozens of guards surround the Bad Guys. Diane jumps on Wolf, then Shark so to jump high in the air, then flying down for a falling punch... The scene cuts to Diane driving the Bad Guys away from prison on a boat, as explosions go off around the prison] Nope, I'm still the best. Just like riding a stolen bicycle. [to Piranha, who has one of the "fins" on his head on fire] Oh, uh, you got a little... [puts it out] Ouch.

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Diane: Marmalade needs to be stopped, but I can't do it alone. You know his compound better than anyone. Wolf: You can count on us. [to his gang, who are now feeling hurt from his and Snake's fight] Right, guys? Snake: (Uh, what do you mean, "us"?) There is no "us". We're through, Wolf. Done. Finito. Wolf: Because of that little tiff back there? C'mon, man, that's what we do. You serve, I volley. That's our little dance. Snake: Not this time. [slithers away] Wolf: Piranha? [Piranha has a furious expression, says nothing and follows Snake, aghast.] Webs? Webs: [reluctantly follows Snake] Sorry, Wolfie. Wolf: Shark… [Shark says nothing, hesitates for a moment looking like a lost child who doesn't know where to go, and then also follows Snake.] Hey, guys? Guys?! Snake: [stops slithering and turns to Wolf] You want to know why I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you? When you grow up a snake, nobody shows up to your party. Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there, I'm just a scary, good-for

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Diane: Hey. You okay? Wolf: No, I'm not okay. I’m very, very un-okay. [grumbles] Just left the only friends I’ve ever had, so what am I… [sighs] what am I doing? Diane: [feeling very sorry for Wolf and sighs] I know this isn’t easy. Leaving everything behind. Wolf: Do you? Diane: Yeah. I was the best thief in the world. Fast, fearless, inventive. I just had one thing left to steal. Wolf: The Golden Dolphin. So you went after it. Diane: I didn't just go after it. [In a flashback, when Diane tries to steal the Golden Dolphin...] I had it. And a clear escape route. [She looks in the mirror and takes off her mask and hood.] But... all I saw in the end was the 'tricky fox' they always told me I was. It changed everything. [Diane puts the Golden Dolphin back in its place and runs off, deciding to reform. The flashback ends.] So now, instead of hurting people, I'm helping them. [sighs] I'm still me. [chuckles] I’m just me on the right side. [looks at Wolf happily] You’re doing the right thing

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Wolf: Whoa-ho! Holy... MOLEY! Diane: Ahhh, it's so good to be home. Wolf: Are you kidding me?! Laser-guided zipline? The XM-2400 radar jammer? No way! Diane: I actually prefer the earlier model. Wolf: Agree to disagree. [picks up something what looks like lipstick and fiddles with it] Hey, this stuff is nice too. [A jet of blue flame shoots out of the lipstick tube.] AHH! Diane: Yeah, that's a blowtorch. Also, not really your color.

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Diane: All righty, Marmalade, what are you up to, you fuzzy little weirdo? We need eyes on the city. Let's see if we can't hack into the government's surveillance satellite. Wolf: But you're the governor. Couldn't you just ask? Diane: Yeah, but... [blows a raspberry] The paperwork.

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Shark: No! Snake: What?! Piranha: All our stuff? Snake: Where is everything?! Piranha: [running in panic] No, no, no, no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Snake: It's all gone! Shark: [looking through hangers] My disguise closet! Webs: Where's my things?! Snake: Wolf gave away all our loot! We stole it fair and square! Piranha: Now I understand what it feels like to have things stolen from you! [shudders his breathing] I DON'T LIKE IT! I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT!! Shark: We got no food! We got no money! We got no money we could use to buy food! No food we can sell for money! [grunts, then starts sobbing loudly] Snake: [gives Shark his Push Pop] All right! Okay, okay! Here, here, take it. Now stop crying, buddy. Webs: Um, Snake, what did you just do? Snake: [looks in the refrigerator] What? My friend was sad; I was just cheering him up. Shark: You… you did a good thing. For me! Snake: Don't be ridiculous. I just put your needs before my own. Webs: Yeah. You’re being good. Snake: I'm not! I was simply

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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!

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Diane: [to Webs] Where'd you learn to do that? Webs: Well, I'm... you know, kind of a natural. [Diane gives Webs a "For real, girl" look] Mostly YouTube.

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Snake: [to Wolf] You came back. Wolf: Snake. I should've been honest with you. I was afraid that if you knew I-I wanted to be good that you'd... Snake: ...act like a jerk and never talk to you again? Wolf: [laughing] Yeah. Point is I… I-I-I, you know… Snake: Yeah. I love you, too, buddy. Shark: This-this is so beautiful. Do you know how beautiful this is, you guys? Piranha: Now… Now you're gonna make me cry. Webs: I know! So pathetic, right? Wolf: Come on, guys. [holds up a grappling hook] Who said it was the end?

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Luggins: [chuckles] That is it. Piranha: Hey! Luggins: [to Wolf and looking at him right in his eyes] There is absolutely no way you’re gettin' away this time. Diane: Wait, Chief. Luggins: Governor Foxington? Diane: Don't do this. Wolf: Ow! Diane: They didn't steal the meteorite; they were bringing it back. Luggins: Ha! How could you know that? Unless... Unless you were conspiring with a bunch of known criminals! Diane: Well... [clears her throat and removes her glasses] As a matter of fact, it’s time I came clean about something. [Wolf, Snake, Shark, Piranha, and Webs realize that Diane is going to tell Luggins about her secret identity as the Crimson Paw] The truth is I’m really... [clears her throat again] ...r-really... Wolf: [cuts in quickly] Really a big fan of redemption arcs. Yeah, we know. [They understand Wolf's intention, protecting Diane's secret identity from being exposed. Wolf gives the kitty to Diane and holds out his hands to be cuffed. The other Bad Guys follow suit.]

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Luggins: Wait a second. This isn't the meteorite! [claps twice] It’s a lamp! Everyone: Huh? Snake: Heheheh. Everyone: What?! Webs: Uh... Snake, what did you just do? Snake: What? My friend was sad; I was just cheerin’ him up. Webs: I think Wolf was right. Maybe we could be more than just scary villains. Snake: I'm bad, you're bad. Let's be bad together. Marmalade: You've got yourself a deal. Snake: Can I try it on? Marmalade: Of course, partner. Wolf: Don't mind us, just robbing this place. Marmalade: No, no, no, no! Marmalade: But if that's a lamp, where is the...? Snake: Heheh. The old switcheroo. Luggins: Hold on. This is the Zumpango Diamond, but this was stolen by… [gasps loudly, points to Marmalade] ...by the Crimson Paw! Marmalade: Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no. Tiffany: O.M.G. Marmalade: No, no, no! No, you've got it all wrong! Tiffany: In a shocking twist... Marmalade: You're making a huge mistake! Tiffany: ...the notorious bandit, known as the Crimson Paw, has been revealed to be no