Johnny English Reborn

Patch Quartermain: This way. Haven't got all day. Don't! (too late; English presses "Enter" on a nearby laptop, firing a disc. The disc flies across the aisle and slices the entire head clean off of a dummy, which an agent catches) Would you stop meddling, English? (guides English over to a luxurious car) Here she is. English: Ahh, the Rolls-Royce Phantom. Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles. Quartermain: Armour plating, all the bells and whistles. Say "bonnet." English: Bonnet. Car's computer: Command accepted. (the bonnet opens, showing a powerful-looking engine) Quartermain: Voice activation recognizes only you. Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines, the nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind... only quieter. English: Beautiful. Quartermain: Keep up. (leads English to a table laid out with gadgets that all look completely innocent) Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong. English: Ah, yes. Quartermain: (holds up a socket extension) A satellite receiver, (holds up a comb)

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Colin Tucker: What are you doing, sir? English: Regulation 75-1, never question a senior agent in the field. (jumps off the cliff)

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Monastery chief: MI7. Wants you on the first flight back to London. English: (in a sad tone) Master. Am I ready? Chief: No.

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English: Right. [sits down] So, when's the Prime Minister going to grace us with his presence. Prime Minister: [who is sitting to Johnny's left] I'm the Prime Minister. English: [he sniggers] Yeah. You wish. [notices Pegasus staring at him. English realises that the Prime Minister really is who he says he is] [seriously] All right. So, we're all here. [He opens the paper in front of him. Others do the same. He clears his throat, as if to lead the meeting.] Prime Minister: These talks with China are of paramount importance. Rogue states in Southeast Asia have begun secretly to develop nuclear weapons. It is vital that we get China onside. Traditionally, China has been impervious to our concerns, but I believe Xiang Ping, given the opportunity, can and will help defuse this situation. Foreign Secretary: Well, with his pro-West stance, it certainly offers an opportunity, but the talks can't go ahead unless we can guarantee his safety. Prime Minister: I believe, with the correct security,

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