Planet 51

Girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm not really that kind of girl. Boy: Well, I'm not the kind of guy who would go out with "that" kind of girl. Girl: Why, that is so sweet... I think. Boy: There is nothing to be afraid of. Eckle's Mother: What did I tell you about these kind of movies? Eckle: It was almost over! Besides they're all the same. Eckle's Mother: That's not true.

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Skiff: [Looking at a movie poster] There it is. Just two more days. Eckle: Wow. Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World. Skiff and Eckle: Victory or extinction! Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we've never met. [Walks away] Skiff: Did you just say what I think you just said? Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids movies, anymore. Skiff: [Gasps] Kids movies? I suppose next you'll say "aliens don't exist." Lem: Duh! Skiff: Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie like in Humaniacs II. Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie. Skiff: [Pulls Eckle away from Lem] Yeah. That's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell us something the REAL Lem would know. Lem: Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase, who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And, you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans. Eckle: Bleggh! Skiff: It was just an experiment.

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Lem: So um... Eckle, do you think your sister's home? Eckle: Why? Lem: I thought, maybe... I thought I might tell her I got the job. Eckle: Why? Lem: Forget it. You tell her for me. Okay? Eckle: Okay, but every time you tell me to tell her something, she asks why don't you tell her yourself? Lem: What? Eckle: And then my mom says because you like her, and she says that "oh, that is so cute!" Why don't you ask her out already? She's been waiting for you to ask her out ever since we moved next door to you. Lem: She-- She has? The girl of my dreams likes me? This is the best day of my life. Eckle: Yeah, we've got to see that kid throw up. Lem: Hey, Neera. Neera: Hey, Lem. Lem: I came to tell you... I've got the job. Neera: Oh, Lem! That's great! Lem: [Nervously] Umm... maybe it's time for you and me-- Neera: Yes?

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(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) (HUMMING ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA) (HUMMING FINALE DRAMATICALLY) (SQUEAKING) What the... (REINFLATING) Duck? (GULPS) (CLEARS THROAT) (WHISTLES) (EXCLAIMING) (GASPS)

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Lem: A cork? Skiff: It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research: the probe. You put it in your... [points at his buttocks] Lem: [Nervously] Yeah, yeah, yeah! I think I get it. Skiff: [Holds out another cork] Oh, wait This one's yours. [Points at the cork Lem's holding] I already used that one.

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Alien Hotline: Hello, this is the Alien Hotline. Lem: Yes, hi. I've found the alien! Alien Hotline: They're here, and no weapon can stop them. Lem: [Annoyed] You've gotta be kidding.

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