Hot Tub Time Machine

Adam, Nick: Ko... di... ak... Lou: Valley! Fuckin' K-Vals!

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Lou: Goddamn it, who the fuck are you texting with? Jacob: Just a friend. Lou: Male or fucking female? Jacob: For your information, I have had lots of girlfriends. Hot ones. Lou: No, you have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.

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Jacob: [to Lou] I have some adavain, but it's different. Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses! Jacob: It's not a suppository! Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!

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Jacob: [Referring to Lou] Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me. Adam: Yeah, but you had that coming.

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[Repeated line, whispered] Great White Buffalo.

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Adam: One little change has a ripple effect, and it affects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami in like, you know, somewhere. Jacob: Yes, exactly. You step on the bug and the fucking internet is never invented. Lou: Oh, then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth. Jacob: Yeah, no. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, like not being born. Lou: Yeah, no. I don't care about that.

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