Nacho Libre

Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world Esqueleto: Not anymore...I like them!

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Nacho: It sucks to be me right now! Esqueleto: How come? Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

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Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, playing volleyball... Nacho: You gotta be kidding me right now! Everything you said is my favorite thing to do. Every day.

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Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win. Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

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Sister Encarnación: Where are we going, Ignacio? Nacho: I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel." Sister Encarnación: Well, where are they? Nacho: I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast] Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio? Nacho: It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt] Sister Encarnación: They look expensive. Nacho: Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus. Sister Encarnación: Nucleus? Nacho: Yes. Nacho: [in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me. Nacho: Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time! Nacho: Ever seen these moves? [jumps and

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Boy: How come we can't ever have just, like, a salad? Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

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