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Computer game: You are standing in the cavern of the evil ice wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarves. Mrs. Baskin: Josh, take out the garbage! Josh: In a minute, Mom! [talking to himself] Melt the wizard. [typing] Melt wizard. Computer game: What do you want to melt him with? Josh: What do you think I want to use? Throw the thermal pod. Mrs. Baskin: JOSH!! The garbage is starting to stink up the house! Take it out, NOW!! Mr. Baskin: Josh, you heard your mother! Computer game: Your hesitancy has cost you dearly. The wizard, sensing your apprehension, fires a fatal bolt from his ice scepter. With luck, you will thaw in several million years. Josh: Great.

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Josh: [to himself, at a carnival where he finds an antiquated fortune-telling machine] Zoltar Speaks? Josh: [annoyed, hitting machine] Work, work, work, dammit! Machine: Aim ramp at Zoltar's mouth Machine: Zoltar says make your wish. Josh: I wish I were big. Card: Your wish is granted.

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Policeman: This is one of the oddest missing child cases. His mother is all hysterical; cannot get a word out of her. No sign of forced entry, no ransom note and the only fingerprints we found all belonged to the Baskin family. Kid #1: Bet he got sick of his parents and ran away. Wish I could do that. Kid #2: I will help you pack.

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Josh: I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area. Clerk: Consumer Affairs, down the hall. Bureaucrat: Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge. Billy: See, no problem. Bureaucrat: Standard six-week wait with backlog. Billy and Josh: [in unison] Six weeks??! Bureaucrat: Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky. Josh: I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life. Billy: Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha!

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Josh: Social security number? Josh: What was that? Billy: My locker combination. Receptionist: Mr. Baskin? Billy: Remember, Josh, eye contact! Receptionist: Your son will have to wait out here. Josh: Certainly. OK son, you heard the lady. Don't give anyone a hard time. Billy: Sure thing, "Dad".

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Office worker: It says you have four years of experience in computers, good. But you are missing a couple of numbers on the social security. Josh: Uh, um, twelve. Office worker: OK, 1-2. Office worker puts in numbers Where did you go to school? Josh: Hmmm, it was called George Washington. Office worker: Oh, G.W! My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge? Josh: Yes, every morning.

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