Call Me Kat

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Kat: Oh. You're early. Or I'm late. Either way, hello. I'm glad you're here. Let me, uh, get you caught up to speed. Earlier in the week, my mother came to me in a panic.
Sheila: Katherine?!
Kat: Mom, you scared the tea…
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Carter: Sorry to hear that. When did you guys break up?
Phil: 4 months ago.
Carter: I feel you, man. I just got my divorce papers Thursday. Hit me like a ton of bricks.
Phil: Mmm, bless your heart.…
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Sheila: Well, the governor thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. No disrespect to real IBS sufferers.
Randi: Uh, why does the governor think that?
Sheila: Well, my boyfriend, Preston, and I were having dinner with him…
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Kat: Mother, what are you doing?
Sheila: What does it look like I'm doing? Use your logic.
Kat: Severing our relationship?
Sheila: Freshening things up. This is the Pantone Color of the Year: Classic Blue.…
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Phil: I'm back.
Kat: Oh, Phil, I have huge news.
Phil: You finally kissed Max in your dream.
Kat: Less huge. You just missed a customer who asked if you could make your lemon chiffon cake for his wedding.…
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Kat: I need to cancel my membership.
Kyle: Do you want to transfer your membership to another location?
Kat: Do I want to eat glass for fun? The answer's no. I just want to cancel.
Kyle: Well, we require a 2-month notice…
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