Quotes

Monster Cash [2.01]

Duncan: Man, I miss the smell of the city. Heather: [with her new wig] Step off! Gwen: You step off! Harold: Ow! Sorry, Leshawna! Leshawna: No harm done! [the bus drove away] Where is everybody? Gwen: Uh. Maybe we got off at the wrong stop. Justin: That broken-down bus only had one stop. Heather: I'm not hanging around here. Leshawna: You're gonna give up the chance at a million big ones. That's a lot of hair-weaves. Heather: Guess I can stay for a bit. Beth: Face it. The money's the reason we all put up with Chris. Trent: Beth, you got your braces off. Nice! Justin: Hot as ever. Leshawna: [pulled Justin away from Beth] You look Fi-I-I-ne, girl! Gwen: You really do! Lindsay: You're totally on your way to looking the part of my new BFF! That's my new best French friend. I'm so moving to France when I win. Beth: My mom said my world would totally open up when I got my braces off! She was right! I'M going to France! Lindsay and Beth: Yay! Duncan: Dude! It's about time! Chris: Hop on, Ever

Monster Cash [2.01]

Chris: Owen, the man of many appetites. How was it? Owen: The turkey was a bit... [burps] ...dry. Chris: Not surprising, since the food was fake. Owen: Fake? Chris: Yep! Just props made from foamcore, silicone, sawdust and wax. It wasn't a speed eating contest. It was a contest to find the key. Owen: What key? [burps out a key] Oh! You mean this key? Chris: That'd be the one. Owen: Does this mean I win? Chris: Yes. Yes, it does. Owen: Alright! Duncan: [confessional, laughing] Did you see that? Dude ate foam core and wax. Full props for that, man! Geoff: [confessional] Way to find the key, dude! I used to think Owen was just some party dude, but he's really a stand-up guy. Party on! Harold: [confessional] I could've done that, you know. I just wasn’t hungry. Owen: [confessional] Oh. Wait, wait, wait. There’s still one more! [burps] LeShawna: [confessional] You know what that boy has? Guts. Guts full of foam core and rubber, but guts just the same!

Monster Cash [2.01]

[bonus confessional] Last year, I wasn't really a contender. But this year, this year will be different. I may be a pretty boy on the outside, but in here… there's a man filled with rage who's in this thing to win, and mark my words, I will stop at nothing, so no one better stand in my way 'cause I will make sure they don't… uh… stand in my way for long, okay? Ah, perfection.

Alien Resur-eggtion [2.02]

E-Scope: Hey, follow me! I know aliens. Uh huh! I’ve been abducted loads of times. There’s a tracking device on my neck, see? Harold: Does it hurt? E-Scope: Only when I hiccup. [hiccups and feels a shock] Oww!

Alien Resur-eggtion [2.02]

Beth: [confessional, with Lindsay] Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn’t mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says, you can lead a sheep to water, but you can’t make it nice. Lindsay: That is so deep!

Alien Resur-eggtion [2.02]

Chef: [chasing Heather] This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! [shoots Heather with the paintball gun and her wig falls off] Heather: My wig! [She jumps to grab it, but it was too late] No! Don't look at me! [Confessional] Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything. Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine, [she sips from her cup but ends up spitting out the medicine in disgust and throws the cup to the side] Loser shaman!

Alien Resur-eggtion [2.02]

Chris: And the Gilded Chris goes to Trent, Gwen, Harold, Duncan and Izzy. E-Scope: E-Scope! Chris: Fine! E-Scope! Lindsay, Justin and Beth are also safe! Both: [Hugs Justin] Yay! Chris: And so is Owen, my man! Owen: Aww. Thanks, Chris! And thanks Chef! For doing what the prunes couldn't! Chris: Next is DJ, surprisingly Heather and last but not least... [Bridgette, Geoff and LeShawna are the bottom three] LeShawna! LeShawna: Whoo-Hoo! [Hugs Bridgette and Geoff] Oops! My bad! Bridgette: But... but I thought everyone liked us. Duncan: "Liked" being the operative word. [Confessional] I know exactly who's going to get it this week! [mimics Bridgette and Geoff kissing] Lindsay: [Confessional] Two words: Bridgette and Geoff! DJ: [Confessional] Least they'll have each other. Chris: Any final words?

Riot on Set [2.03]

Chris: Okay, let’s get this bloodbath started. You’re gonna choose schoolyard style. Boy, girl, boy, girl. Ladies first. Since we have no ladies here, Gwen. Gwen: [sighs] I dunno. Duncan? Trent: [gasps; Confessional] I can’t believe she just went ahead and chose Duncan! I mean, they’re kind of alike. And now she wants to be on the same team? What am I supposed to make of that? You think you know a person! I choose the beautiful Lindsay! Lindsay: Yay! Gwen: [confessional] “The beautiful”? What, was Trent trying to tick me off by picking Lindsay like that? You think you know a person. [End confessional] Because I like to keep things cool, I pick Leshawna. Leshawna: The girls are back in town! Lindsay: [gasps] You know what would be so great? If you picked Tyler! Trent: Tyler’s not in the game anymore. Lindsay: [disappointed] Seriously? Bummer. Trent: I choose Justin. Gwen: Oh. Pick all the good looking contestants. That'll get you far. [Leshawna and Duncan are both shocked and angry at h

Riot on Set [2.03]

Chris: ...Izzy! Time to go. E-Scope: I'm not going anywhere. That's not my name. Chris: Can I get a pen, over here? [is given a pen and writes on the results] It says "E-Scope, now, okay? [E-Scope nods] Yo, guys, wanna make sure we keep this ballot in the files as an official record of Kaleidoscope's departure? I'll notarize it. Foresight, that's why they pay me the big bucks!

Beach Blanket Bogus [2.04]

Lindsay: [freezing] When did you guys move the beach to Antarctica? Chris: [wearing winter clothing] As some of you can see, we're actually in the shooting studio. Duncan: [freezing] And the AC's cranked because...? Chris: All the cameras and lights get so hot, they can melt Chef's heart. [Chef smiles and waves] And the network told my agent sweaty isn't a good look for me. Your first challenge: hang ten this deck into the big blue without swallowing tail in the soup. Leshawna: [aggravated] What did you just ask me to do? Trent: He means whoever stays on the surfboard the longest wins.

Beach Blanket Bogus [2.04]

Lindsay: Yay! Go Justin! Beth: Yeah! Go! Lindsay: Copycat. Beth: Tan-orexic. [gasps in horror at what she said] Sorry! Friendship bracelet? Chris: [staring at Justin posing on the surfboard] So... perfect... Almost makes me believe in the inherent goodness of the human race... [loads seagull firing gun] Almost. Beth: [as Chris loads the seagull gun] Justin! [in confessional] I wanted to tell him he looked like a surfing god. Instead, I said... [the camera cuts back to Beth at the challenge] Your face! Watch your beautiful face!

Beach Blanket Bogus [2.04]

[bonus confessional] The Hawaiian-themed party was wildly entertaining! We ate poi! With pineapple! What's poi, you ask? "Poi" is a Hawaiian superfood from the root of the taro. It's vitamin rich and hypoallergenic, making it the world's most effective substitute for breast milk.

3:10 to Crazytown [2.05]

LeShawna: At least I have hair! Heather: Your afro is so big, it has it own gravity! LeShawna: Oh. I'll give you gravity! [pushes Heather off the board, but, holds on to LeShawna and the two girls fall] Gwen: Where'd they go? Chris: Not there! Way up there!

3:10 to Crazytown [2.05]

Trent: [after he got eliminated] What? This has to be a mistake! Chris: Trent, it’s time to go. Trent: But I can’t leave without saying goodbye to Gwen! Chris: Yo, Chef? A little help here? Trent: [gets carried by Chef] Gwen! [gets dropped off the limo] Chris: 3:10 to Crazytown. Trent is now aboard. Gwen: Did you call me in here just to make me feel bad? Chris: Yes, yes we did. Gwen: Well, it worked. Chris: My work here is done.

3:10 to Crazytown [2.05]

[lame-o-sine bonus] So it really stinks that I’ve got to go! I thought this season I'd go all the way, with Gwen. Things with Gwen and I were great. You know that sweet spot in the sofa, the one you spent years carving? That's how Gwen felt to me. Things got a little nuts. Okay, I got nuts! Liking Gwen made me crazy! Crazy enough to make me lose a million bucks! Guess the Grips are better off without me. [hits his forehead] Think my forehead needs a bit of time to heal.

Aftermath I [2.06]

Bridgette: Trent was such a stand-up guy. He did not deserve what happened, right? Sadie: Oh, totally not. Bridgette: And all because of Gwen. Geoff: Whoa, back up, Bridge. Couples break up; it wasn't Gwen's fault. Bridgette: Trent lost out on a million bucks because of Gwen. Geoff: So, Gwen went behind Trent's back and told his team to vote him off, that doesn't mean...[hears the audience gasp in shock] Whoa, what? Trent: [backstage, having just heard what Geoff said] Awww man, what?! Are you kidding? Gwen did what?! This is a joke, right? Geoff: Whoa... did someone not tell the dude?

Aftermath I [2.06]

Geoff: Trent isn't innocent in this. What about the time he kissed Heather? Gwen was totally wrecked. Remember? Sadie: [gasps] I remember! Trent totally cheated on Gwen, first season. Bridgette: That was Heather's fault. She tricked Trent into kissing her. Geoff: A dude hardly needs to be tricked into kissing the hottest chick on the show. [the audience, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, and Bridgette gasp at what Geoff said] What? Bridgette: I cannot believe you just said Heather was the hottest girl on the show!

The Chefshank Redemption [2.07]

Screaming Gaffers: [utterly surprised] KALEIDOSCOPE?! Izzy: [acting like a prarie dog] Yip! Yip! Yip! Duncan: Yep, I'd say that's her. Izzy: Yep! I've been living underground amongst the prairie dogs. [an angry prairie dog emerges from her hair, growling] Aw, Butchie, it's okay. These are my friends.

The Chefshank Redemption [2.07]

Chris: Time's up! I'll tell you the votes! Duncan, Leshawna, DJ, and Harold. Another award and one day to compete. Tonight's final Gilded Chris and another chance at the million goes to... Heather! Heather: [to Gwen] Sorry, Gwen, you're not the winner. You lost, so you're a loser. It's just logic! Leshawna: [in confessional] Voting for Gwen? Yeah, that hurt. I'm not saying Heather was right, but something must have gone on for Gwen, smacking Harold upside his sweet, little head like that. Girl wasn't right, and when you're not right, YOU'RE WRONG. Harold: [in confessional] Thing is, if Gwen had stayed in the game; according to prison rules, I'd either have to break a shovel over her head or fall in love with her. Obviously, neither option was feasible. Heather: [in confessional] My vote plus Leshawna and Harold's equals the greatest day of my life. Bye bye, Gwenny! Chef: Dead girl walking! Duncan: Leave her, take me! Chef: Sure, whatever. [Chef takes handcuffs off Gwen] Duncan: What? W

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

Owen: Hey! You know what my brothers and me did once? We had a no hands pizza off! [laughs] You should've been there! Izzy: Let's pretend I was... here! Owen: You're magnificent. Lindsay: My hair! Justin: My pecs! Owen: My pizza!

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

Duncan: This pie is rad! Who knew Chef could rock the za!? Harold: Aren't you having any, Leshawna? [Leshawna looks up from her reading] Leshawna: [confessional] I love pizza, but me and dairy do not agree, and, brother, you do not wanna be around for that. Duncan: Well, [grabs another slice] no pizza for Leshawna, means more for the rest of us. Harold: Hey, slow down, DJ hasn't had any. Heather: Where is DJ? DJ: [sneaks into the mess hall from the kitchen after making the pizzas] I've been here the whole time, obviously. Now, hand me some pie. [Duncan throws a slice to him, he holds under his breath after tasting it] Man, I am good. Leshawna: Hmph. Well, I'm not gonna just sit around and watch y'all eat. Tomorrow's a Reward Challenge. No need to bust our humps when no one's getting kicked off. Duncan: [puts down book] Lady has a point. I'm out. Heather: [in confessional] I could have forced them to stay, but it's not like they'll help us win. I mean, medical terms? Please. Those two w

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

[confessional] How can Leshawna even talk to Duncan? He's a worthless punk or my name isn't Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V! [gasps when he realized what he just said] Please don’t tell Duncan about the Doris part!

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

Heather: Great. Now Owen's not only infectious, he's a deranged pinball of death. Harold: We need to confirm no one else is infected. Symptoms of Mortotistico Crumple's Disease include: explosive diarrhea… Lindsay: [at the porta potty; clutching her stomach, gurgling in pain] Oh, no. Harold: Itchy lips… Justin: My… my lips! They're on fire! [scratches his lips as they become inflamed] Harold: Sudden hot flashes… [Beth starts sweating from the heat] seasickness… [Heather's face turns green and vomits] speaking in tongues… And temporary blindness. Anyone? Anyone? Well, that's a relief. [bumps into Izzy and gets blinded] I'm blind! Leshawna: [confessional] I know it's meant to be dangerous and all, but it's still a TV show. No way they'd actually let someone up and die in here, am I right? Chris: You think we wouldn't. But, just imagine the ratings!

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

[confessional] I take a practical approach to life and to this game. Namely, if someone is too nice to you, there has got to be a reason. And you just know it ain't gonna be pretty.

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

[writing her will to her family] To my mother, I leave you all my many awards and trophies. [vomits into a bucket sitting next to her; continues writing] To my brothers and sisters, I leave you… nothing. Earn it yourselves, you lazy slackers!

One Flu Over the Cuckoos [2.08]

[confessional] How could you?! That's the lowest, meanest, dirtiest... GOSH! Well, that's the last secret you're gonna get from this guy! Now you'll never know about my teapot collection or the fact that I wear a wizard's cape when I play solitaire.

The Sand Witch Project [2.09]

LeShawna: Since when does Chef interfere in challenges? Smells kinda funny to me. Harold: Oh, that's me. Sorry. I was saving them for later. Justin: You guys gotta let me be the killer! The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face! Izzy: Okay, I am such the better scarier. My own dog is terrified of me, okay? Owen: But you're cute as a bug in a rug! Lindsay: Hey, you guys? Um, Beth? Justin: Later, Lindsay. I wanna be the killer, okay? And that's it. Izzy: But look at my scary face! [babbles] Owen: D'aw, that's not scary, that's adorable. Owen: This is a scary face. Lindsay: Beth is going to be our serial killer and that is that! [her teammates stared at her in shock] Beth's a non-screamer. We have to have her as the killer or we're going down!

The Sand Witch Project [2.09]

LeShawna: There is some serious indignity going on in this scenario I mean I'm being filmed sitting on the potty. Lindsay: That was an accidental tinkle on screen last season. I'm not doing it again, and how am I supposed to be scared when I know Beth is coming in any minute as she's not scary at... [before she can finish, Beth emerges in the portapotty, causing her to scream] DJ: [comes in the portapotty] Oh. I'm sorry! I'm busted in on your private moment! Why is my face red? LeShawna: You wanna win? Do the scene, DJ! DJ: Roar! Lindsay: [screams, urinates and screams again] Beth: You are doing so good! [removes the mask] I’m not even being scary anymore. Look. LeShawna: I’m sorry! [giggles] I’m sorry! I just! I’m supposed to be afraid of this marshmallow, this big old kitten of a DJ! [laughs] Chris: And that’s round two to Beth, Lindsay and the Killer Grips! With a P-fueled eighty five on the ScreamOMeter! Chef: If DJ won’t step up, the other half of the alliance has to.

The Sand Witch Project [2.09]

Heather: Anyone else have any brilliant ideas? Anybody who’s not Duncan? LeShawna: DJ hasn’t said anything and anybody that quiet gotta be thinking something. DJ: I don’t like scaring people! Mama says it’s not gentlemanly and... LeShawna: Well. Mama ain’t here, is she? Duncan: And papa Duncan wants to win and go to bed! So?

The Sand Witch Project [2.09]

DJ: STOP! I'm gonna do what I've should've done long ago. Make mama proud. I'm voting myself off. Chef: DJ! [laughs sheepishly] Why don't you and I have a chat before you do anything stupid. DJ: No, Chef! I'm not listening to you anymore! Chef and me, we had an illegal alliance. [Everyone gasped upon hearing this] He's been tutoring me and tuff, coaching me through the challenges. I'll miss you all. Owen: Wait. Wait. Wait. You've been cooking all the delicious food? The pizza, the cheesecake, the sandwiches?! Duncan: Dude, you can't leave! Justin: Yeah. Can't we just vote Chef off instead? DJ: Sorry, but I gotta make it right for mama. All: [touched] Aww...

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

Chef: [pulls out giant book] Ahhh, my unpublished manifesto. I've lived a lotta years! [he hurls the book at Owen nailing him in the mouth] Owen: Ouchie! That'll hurt come morning. Izzy: Oh, no! Owen! Are you okay? Chef: [smugly] My editor was right, my life really is dangerous!

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

[confessional] Owen is my buddy! He's the only one who truly gets me! If something happens to Owen, I'll be stuck with my imaginary friends. And let's face it, I should've ditched them years ago. Yeah, Phil, I'm talking to you!

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

[as Owen is carried into the ambulance before driving away] The wounded Owen. What will become of him? Stay tuned to find out!

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

Beth: Oh, no! It's a combination lock! Izzy: Sound familiar? Lindsay: How are we ever going to open it? Beth: Guys, we better get to it quick before the water gets too high! Justin: I'll do it. Lindsay: No, I wanna do it. Justin: Just give it to me. Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay. Lindsay: Look, I just...But I wanna do it! Come on! Izzy: Urgh... Justin: So come on, what are the numbers? Read 'em out. Izzy: Ugh! I'm surrounded by loons! Justin: Where? Lindsay: Oh, I love ducks!

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

Leshawna fake cried to get the reward with Leshaniqua?!

Masters of Disasters [2.10]

[bonus confessional; his jaw is wired shut, but Chris offers him free food from the competition and a blender in exchange for him waiving his rights to sue for the medical incident] When I first got my jaw wired shut, I was really stressed out. But then I discovered the power of the blender! Ooh, boy! I thought popping chips were good on their own, who knew how great they'd be together?! [pours soda and potato chips into the blender, mixes them up, and pours it into a cup] I'll open up a restaurant that deserves only blended meals… we'll call them "blendies!" Five courses in one cup! [sips from the cup; painfully] Ow!

Full Metal Drama [2.11]

Chris: Last week on Total Drama Action, our competitors took it on the chin as they faced an all-you-can-eat buffet of deadly natural disasters. But it was Owen’s own feet that tripped him up. Ouch! Owen’s broken jaw means he can’t eat anything ’til it’s met the business end of a blender. Yep, it’s a rough life for Owen. But, the “Your Own Worst Enemy” award clearly goes to Leshawna. Duncan: You’re a total sham! Chris: Better call the fire department, because liar, liar, Leshawna’s pants were seriously on fire. Luckily we had a submarine tank simulator full of water to douse the blaze in a waterlogged event that had all our competitors gasping for air. Sound tough? Get used to it! Because this week, it’s all out war! It’s a desperate battle for survival on Total. Drama. Action!

Full Metal Drama [2.11]

Beth: Only one toilet is working today? Heather: This crazy bargain-basement show doesn’t even have a plunger? Leshawna: And I had to be crazy myself to give up this primo spot. Crazy with niceness! Duncan, honey, you take it. Duncan: Tst. Nice try, but you lied to us. And I never mess with liars. Leshawna: Ugh. Or with mouthwash. I got one word for you, stank breath. Wintermint. Harold, baby. Would you like my spot? Harold: Hecks yeah. Duncan: Figures. Taking a bribe. Harold: I don’t do bribes. Duncan: Then what’s with letting Leshawna suck up to you? As far as I’m concerned, she’s off the team. Harold: Except that the team needs her. Thanks for giving me your spot, Leshawna, my valued, if somewhat untrustworthy, teammate. [screams] Owen! What are you doing? Owen: [clenched teeth] It’s not about what I’m doing, it’s about what I’m not doing. Harold: Pipes a little backed up? Owen: [clenched teeth] Who knew a diet of blended corn beef and cheese puff shakes could stop my whole system?

Full Metal Drama [2.11]

Chris: Today, we’re all about war movies, so… look lively, you… Chef: Buckets of horse doo-doo! Chris: So, get ready for the first death-defying challenge, you… Chef: Disgusting, slimy crustaceans! Chris: Move it, privates! Fall in! Everyone: Sir, yes, sir! Duncan: [confessional] I’ve always wanted to be a Marine. They’re rough, tough, they wear rad boots, and they say “Hoo-ah!” No clue what that means, but it just sounds so cool. Hoo-ah! Harold: I’m so pumped! My squad in Battlefront has won ten online multiplayer gaming titles. The secret to our success? Teamwork. Duncan: This is the real world, virtual loser. You wanna win? Sit back and let me get my Marine on. I’m the main course, the rest of you are gravy. As in, on the side. Harold: You won’t be saying that when I bust out my deadly numb-yo. No longer must we live in fear of ninja attacks. Not when I’m carrying this bad boy. I will defeat all enemies. And smite them with dishonor. Hi-yah! Aw! My nether regions! Duncan: Harold jus

Full Metal Drama [2.11]

Chris: This one's a nail-biter. I'd say no one's safe. Lindsay, how do you feel about your chances? Lindsay: Let's face it, Chris! It was my lousy Admiraling that cost us the challenge, if I go home tonight, I won't blame anyone, except Beth. Beth: Why me? Lindsay: I had to blame someone. Chris: Then, there's Izzy. You overdid it on the first challenge and cost your team an important victory. Will it be your crazy bum sitting in the lamousine tonight for the second time? Izzy: Explosivo does not answer most questions! Chris: Justin! Beth and Lindsay seem to have kinda left your corner, pretty boy. Are you worried? Justin: I never worry! Causes wrinklage! Chris: All right then. Votes have been tabulated. So, it’s time to present the awards. [A parachute falls along with the vote sheets] Tonight, the Gilded Chris goes to… Beth, Lindsay, and… Owen. [Izzy and Justin are the bottom two] And now, only two nominees left. The final award goes to... JUSTIN! [Justin is given his Gilded Chris, Iz

Aftermath II [2.12]

Gwen: Duncan didn't vote me off. Courtney: Only because you had your goth girl hooks into him! Gwen: Courtney, we're just friends! Please tell her, Trent.

Aftermath II [2.12]

Gwen: We're just- Geoff: [Pointing to the anvil] Watch what you say! Gwen: Friends. Courtney: I am so calling my lawyer!

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine [2.13]

Chris: [straining to read a document from Courtney's lawyers] Teams, it is my honor to report that Courtney is back for the duration of the game. [Courtney waves to the Gaffers as Duncan looks scared] And, we're all exceedingly happy about it! Heather: She got voted out fair and square! Courtney: Sorry, Heather, but myself and the law firm of Fleckman, Fleckman, Cohen and Strauss would beg to differ. We filed a wrongful dismissal lawsuit against the producers and won. Harold: Great news, eh, Duncan? Chris: So, Courtney, since you were our bank teller in the challenge, great job by the way, you get to decide which team deserves to win first prize, your bag of loot. Courtney: The choice is obvious, it's Duncan! I mean the Gaffers, since they were the only team that managed to get to my ticket. [Duncan walks up to get the bag] Congratulations. Duncan: [very confused and strained look and cracking voice] Thank you? Heather: I've seen manlier men trying on women's shoes. Chris: [waves hand

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine [2.13]

Heather: "Non-negotiable Chris cash. Accepted only in the Total Drama Action craft services tent towards the purchase of water from the tap?!" Harold: Sometimes, I really hate that smile of his.

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine [2.13]

Chris: Like always, Killer Grips, one member of your team will not be receiving a coveted Gilded Chris, made of the finest Belgian chocolate. [Owen's stomach grumbles and his jaw holder breaks lose and a piece hits Courtney in the eye] But not like always, and this is important to remember: This week, according to our lawyers, none of you are allowed to vote off Courtney. You got that, dudes!? The show can't afford any more lawsuits! [whispers] My massage budget has been sliced in half! [The Killer Grips casted their votes. Chef gives the vote sheets to Chris] And the Gilded Chris Awards go to Beth, Lindsay, Justin. [looks at the vote sheet] Why do I have four votes to boot out Courtney when I specifically said you COULDN'T? Justin: I guess we couldn't help ourselves. Lindsay: No matter what? My finger would only press the Courtney button. Chris: Well, that leaves us with one vote that counts. Courtney: Owen, you've been eliminated. Justin: This is bull! Lindsay: You can't do that! Chr

One Million Bucks B.C. [2.14]

[Confessional with her head getting powdered] It kills me that Lindsay-iot has all that hair on her head when it's her fault I lost mine. I would've chopped it off, but all I had was a hairbrush.

One Million Bucks B.C. [2.14]

[Confessional; angered by Courtney's actions] Courtney thinks she knows everything. But she doesn't know that when I was twelve, my flat iron once accidentally set fire to my grandma's house. Twice!

One Million Bucks B.C. [2.14]

Chris: Thanks to Courtney's lawsuit, She'll be playing by a set of different rules. Duncan: You said there are no rules. Courtney: There are if you have a good lawyer. Chris: Chef, Let's get this over with... Ahem! Rule one. Not withstanding that contestants are not permitted with contact from the outside world. The contestants hereafter refer to as "Courtney" may retain a Personal Digital Assistant. AKA her PDA. Beth: What?! That's so not fair! I'm the one with a boyfriend! Chris: Care to take that up with our legal department, Beth? [Chef breaks a court mallet and Beth gasps] Didn't think so... Rule Two. Where as contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience consisting of producers, and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster. Beth and Heather: No way! Chris: Let's see your lawyers get you out of this one. Courtney: What?! I'm still sleeping in the girl's trailer! Chris: Where she will h

One Million Bucks B.C. [2.14]

[bonus confessional] Reward challenges are such a waste of time. I wish we had a Gilded Chris Ceremony every night! Let's get on with it already. So I can get my millions bucks, and get a decent makeover. I mean, a super sized serving of meat? Who cares? I've got something better: Courtney's hair! [sticks the hairpiece onto her head and a cameraman barges in to take it from her] No, you can't have it! It's mine! Well, okay, it was Courtney's, but I took it, which makes it mine! [falls to the floor and the cameraman takes the hairpiece off her head and leaves; puts her caveman wig back on and realizes it's glued on] It won't come off! I have hair! I finally have hair!

Million Dollar Babies [2.15]

Leshawna: [on video] Ooh, Heather! Mm! Just mean for the sake of being mean. Lindsay has half a brain cell, max. And is usually gone out shopping. Ooh, Ooh! Probably with Justin's giant ego. [laughs] Oh. Duncan likes to think he's a bad boy, but when Courtney was there, she basically dragged him around by his eyebrow ring. Beth, actually wears a side ponytail. A side pony! And Harold? Darn fool's sweet on me, but he's getting about as much play as an old school cassette in a world of MP3s! [she and Leshaniqua laugh hysterically] Leshaniqua: Ooh, girl. Leshawna: You don't understand, that was outside the game! I didn't know anybody'd see it! Lindsay: So, you weren't just joking? I thought maybe you were joking. Leshawna: Uh… Yes! I was! And I wanted you to see it! Yeah, isn't that right? Psych! [chuckles as everyone still glares angrily at her]

Million Dollar Babies [2.15]

Chris: So, the Gaffers lose it again! Must be tough! Especially with your own teammate dissing you all over the World Wide Web. LeShawna: Hey! I got enough problems with you messing things up. Chris: And Heather, you would have to feel awful about your humiliating. loss to Beth on the badminton court. (Pause) Heather? Heather: Sorry! I'm trying to remember what feeling awful is like. Chris: Duncan might remember, since he lost to a girl in wrestling. Duncan: She's not a girl. She's Courtney! It's a whole other thing! Chris: Harold! I'd say you might be the only one who might be safe. Harold: Well, Chris. I... Chris: No one wants to hear it! [Gave Harold a Gilded Chris] Just take the statue! [Tosses another Gilded Chris to Duncan] Diaper Shark! You're safe too! [Heather and LeShawna are the bottom two] LeShawna... Leshawna: [nervously] Yes? Chris: I'm sorry, but...heads up! Leshawna: Yes! Heather: What?! You voted me off?! Me?!!

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

Voice: Intruder alert! Entry denied! Duncan: What the?! [A tranquilizer dart hits him and he passes out and falls in the hole] Courtney: Duncy! Harold: Duncy?! Justin: Run for cover! Beth: What's happening?! Are we gonna die?

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

[in confessional] I used to think the producers were mean. But now I think they're actually trying to kill us! If you ask me, it's a conspiracy to- [An intern knocks him out by hitting him in the back of the head with a nightstick]

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

Justin: Hey, where's Harold? Beth: We're all gonna die! Justin: Beth, it's gonna be alright. Just focus on my calming beauty, and my soothing complexion. [Beth cries her eyes out] Ah! I'm hideous! Leshawna: Oh no! This is not happening to me!

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

Justin: [after Beth elbows him in the eye] My eye! My beautiful, un-insured eye! Beth: I'm so sorry! Are you okay? [Beth touches his elbow] Justin: Ah! I bruise easier than a clingstone peach. Must prevent swelling... I need ice! Ice! [Justin runs away, then looks at himself in a mirror] I... am... a hideous beast! No one will ever hire me now! My modeling career is over! I'll have to go work in the circus as one of those... circus freaks.

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

Oh. And one last thing, since I’m really ho-hum bored of the teams, I’m busting them up! From now on, it’s every dude and dudette for themselves!

Dial M for Merger [2.16]

[as he watches Courtney skillfully maneuvers past the lasers] If I were a wolf, I’d howl. Aww! What the heck! [howls like a wolf]

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Duncan: Hey, Harold! What’s that in your pocket? Harold: Huh. Probably my.. [puts his hand in his pocket and his fingers are smeared with sauce] Aww! Burrito! Sick! Quit picking on me! Duncan: I wasn’t picking on you, I was picking you up something for later. A healthy diet is critical for a growing wimp. [Harold glared at Duncan] You making eyes at me, Muchacho? [kicks Harold, causing sauce to splatter on his pants] Harold: Aww, c’mon! Justin: Cut it out, you guys! We need to start sticking together! Duncan: [laughs] Kind of like Harold’s butt cheeks. You know, with the beans and the sticking. Justin: Dude, there are four girls and only three of us. We’re outnumbered, with Courtney back. It won’t be long before they figured it out. Harold: If they haven’t already. The girls are pretty sharp. [licks sauce from his fingers]

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Lindsay: Ugh. You stink! Courtney: [sprays herself with perfume] You stink like feet! LeShawna: You kidding me?! You both rank! Beth: Who knew a tour of a cheese factor could make you smell so bad! Lindsay: It’s like we somehow brought it home with us. [reaches into her bag and takes out some cheese] Gouda, anyone?

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Courtney: [takes her hand off LeShawna] Let go of me! Harold: Where are we? LeShawna: And why is Chef in a nightie?

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Courtney: Uh. Is anyone gonna tell us what the heck is going on here? Chris: When I feel like it! [fixes his hair] And now, I feel like it. Today’s challenges are inspired by the superhero flicks. LeShawna: [surprised upon hearing this] Today’s challenges?!

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

[confessional] Forget superpowers, Courtney's on a super-powered trip!

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Chris: Where are your tights? Duncan: I don't do spandex. I'm The All-Seeing Eye, and I've got psychic powers. I can see into the future. Harold: Yeah, right. Duncan: Harold is about to experience a painful life lesson. [punches Harold in the arm] Harold: Ow! Chris: [annoyed] Even I saw that one coming. Two points.

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Leshawna: I'm Super Aqua Chick. Chris: And what's your superpower? [gets hit with a water balloon] Fair enough. Seven points. Lindsay: I'm Wonder Woman! Courtney: Wonder Woman already exists! And she doesn't even look like that.

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

[confessional] I don't know if Chris gets that our superpowers are fake.

Super Hero-ld [2.17]

Leshawna: You guys voted for me? Harold: [cries] I'm sorry. I didn't know if I could trust you, but I made a big mistake. A big mistake. Leshawna: Awwww, honey-pie, don't you worry. I made a mistake once too. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Harold: Do you forgive me? Leshawna: Come here, sugar baby. Leshawna's gotta a whole lot of love. [gives Harold a hug]

Aftermath III [2.18]

Bridgette: You don't have to do this, Owen. Geoff: So, Owen... Owen: AAAH! [talks about his childhood flashback] In the 3rd grade, I cheated on my math exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and glued it to a goat's butt at the donalds hiccups In 5th grade, I knocked my little brother down a flight of stairs and blamed it on my other little brother. When my mom sent me to summer camp for fat kids and they served us lunch, I pigged out, and the rest of the camp had nothing to eat for an entire week. But the worst thing I've ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and went to school and hid the puke in my jacket. And then I made a noise like this [makes retching noise] and I dumped it all over- Bridgette: Owen! I don't think that's what Trent meant. [shows people in VIP section smiling; almost as if they're about to laugh] Owen: What other kind of truth is there?

Aftermath III [2.18]

Geoff: Heather, do you think Courtney's a worthy competitor? Heather: No. [gets electric shock] Geoff: Do you think Lindsay's as dumb as she looks? Heather: Yes. [gets electric shock] Geoff: Do you think Beth could be a threat? Heather: Beth? Absolutely not! [gets electric shock]

The Princess Pride [2.19]

Justin: No, I am a noble gentleman, a brave knight, a handsome prince. I would never hurt a lady. Harold: Although a guy who's working with you is apparently fair game! Justin: I said I was sorry, Harold. I refuse to raise a sword to Courtney. I give up any chance at immunity to spare her. And now... [puckers his lips, expecting a kiss from Courtney] Courtney: Sorry, Justin. I just can't let immunity go. You understand. [pushes Justin off the tower with sword] Justin: I forgive you, princess! [falls and hits the castle backdrops and then, lands painfully on the ground] I'm okay. Chris: Courtney wins immunity, again! Courtney: Yes!

The Princess Pride [2.19]

Chris: So, with immunity, Courtney is the first to win a Gilded Chris. Courtney: [Catches the Gilded Chris, then feels the pain] Ow. Beth: I think she felt that! Cool! Lindsay: Get her elbow! Chris: Before we continue the awards though, I have some news. Courtney's lawyers called and demand an 80% of all the profits of the Princess Courtney merchandise. So not gonna happen! So, we're renaming them after the only other two brunettes left in the competition. Beth! [Beth squeals excitedly and hurries onstage] You get your very own Princess Beth doll. And the contract stating you get 0% of the Princess Beth profits. Along with a Gilded Chris award. You live another week! Beth: [Squeals] Fairytales do come true! [Notices something] Oh my gosh! [runs off] Take the pins out! Chris: Also still in the competish. Lindsay! Eh. Harold! [Justin and Duncan are the bottom two] Who will lived happily ever after? And who will die penniless? And the last Gilded Chris goes to... Justin! Duncan, you're ou

Get a Clue [2.20]

Harold: I've failed him! Beth: Oh, the humanity! Lindsay: Dead guy on the train! Ew! Duncan: Would you pull it together, losers? We've got to figure this out! Lindsay: This reminds me of the time we were on the bus on the way to cheering camp. The head cheerleader, Carmalita Santos passed right out! I always hated Carmalita because Carmalita thought she was so great. But we had to do something! She was drooling! So me and Bitsy Stephanopolis ran to the front of the bus. Bitsy's real name is Elizabeth, but everybody calls her Bitsy.

Get a Clue [2.20]

Lindsay: So Mrs. Witlock came running back from the rest stop with some full sugar fruit punch! Not the aspartame saccharin stuff. That doesn't work for these types of situations. And she gave it to Carmalita and we have to get some fruit punch for Carma...uh, Chris! Courtney: Yeah. Okay, anybody else have any great ideas? Harold: Knowing a bit about trains myself, I can say that an engineer is probably steering this thing, and could be counted upon for aid. Duh. Beth, try the phone to the engine. Beth: Hello? Hello?! Nobody's answering! Lindsay: We're trapped! We're all gonna die! Courtney: Is everybody here really that gullible? Yeah, Chris just happens to croak right here in front of us, and we can't reach anybody? [grunts] He's probably not even dead! [grunts] I only watched when you guys had to jump out of a plane. You guys were in that episode. Doesn't anyone remember that there was no plane? [grunts] Beth: She's right. Courtney: I guarantee the crew is just shaking the train car

Rock 'N Rule [2.21]

Owen: Hi everyone! I just can't help myself! Lindsay: Yay Owen! [Owen hugs her] Beth: Hi Owen! [Owen hugs her] Duncan: Hey man! Harold: Good to have you back! [Owen hugs him and Duncan] Chris: Fine Owen! Fine! Courtney: Hello? Not fine. No way Owen is allowed back. I had to file a lawsuit to get back on this show. I'm contacting my lawyers. Chris: You're not the only one with lawyers; Owen also filed a lawsuit...and won. His jaw was busted by Chef and he was unfairly kicked off the show. Is that good enough for ya?

Rock 'N Rule [2.21]

Duncan: [to Courtney] Watch and learn, baby doll, maybe one day you'll be able to rock as hard as me. Courtney: [hits him in the groin with her guitar] That hard enough, baby doll?

Rock 'N Rule [2.21]

Chris: Six left! One must go! And it won't be Courtney. Chris: And the Gilded Chris goes to Beth, Courtney, Harold and Owen. Only one left and the last Gilded Chris goes to... Duncan! Lindsay's going Bye-Bye! Beth: But, Lindsay? Harold and I voted for Duncan. Chris: Thought so. In fact, what happened is a first for the show. A contestant accidentally voted themselves off. Lindsay: What?! Chris: Take a look, unlike me, the camera never lies. [shows a video clip of Lindsay accidentally voting herself off as everyone gasps and Duncan laughs] Lindsay, it's time to say sayonara. [short pause, with Lindsay staring at him blankly] That means goodbye. Beth: [runs up] It's my fault. I distracted you. And now you've lost your chance at the million! Lindsay: [brightening up] Don't worry. Friends are worth way more than money. Beth: Lindsay, that's the sweetest thing anyone said all season. Lindsay: Really? Beth: Totally.

Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen [2.22]

Owen: Whoa! Harold did you hear that? Harold: Did Leshawna Jr say something? Owen: I think LJ has a message for us. Harold: What is it girl? Speak. Owen: [opens Leshawna Jr's box] Sounds like something about beating Duncan to a gooey pulp. Harold: Can't be LJ would never [gasps about what Leshawna Jr said] did she just say kick his butt? Owen: She totally did. Harold: [sighs] Leshawna, Leshawna. As Confucius once said "Forgive thy enemy, be reconcile to him" You inspire me to be better LJ. Let me do the same for you.

Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen [2.22]

Owen: So Harold, what do you miss most about Leshawna. Not the one in the box, the one you voted off. Harold: Well, there's her melting laugh. Owen: Go on. Harold: And her delicate beauty. Duncan: [laughs] Sorry, sorry. It's just that girl's as delicate as a freight train and... [Harold takes his glass and throws the water in his face as he is rubbing his eyes] What the... [Harold punches him hard in the face, knocking him out, then running ahead] Owen: Sorry Duncan. [Sasquatchanakwa comes out of cave and roars at Owen and Harold] Harold: Silence Geisha. [takes his glass and spills it] Sasquatchanakwa: [referring to Harold purposely spilling his water; in confessional; gruffly] Not cool!

Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen [2.22]

[bonus confessional] Yeah, Harold banished me from the sushi feast, one of the perks of winning the reward. Can you believe how fast the student became the teacher? Little twerp wad did me proud.

2008: A Space Owen [2.23]

[confessional] When I was head of the school debating team, my partner walked out on me during the biggest debate of the year because she felt I wasn't being a "team player." I went on to win it without her! Take that, Britney Reed! This photo is a reminder: If you want something done right, you do it yourself!

2008: A Space Owen [2.23]

Harold: I, too, love a catfight, but only between actual cats wearing tiny boxing gloves. Courtney: [outraged] I can't believe you went against me like that! Beth: You deserved it for being so mean and bossy towards me! Courtney: Oh, if that's how you feel, the girl alliance is over! Beth: Fine! Courtney: Fine! [Confessional] As usual, I'm better off on my own. There's no team in "I!" So from now on, it's the Courtney alliance, and I'm in it to win it!

2008: A Space Owen [2.23]

Chris: And five will soon become four as we bid farewell to another cast member. Everyone! Cast your votes! Duncan: This'll teach you to mess with my Scruffy! [votes for Harold] Harold: Bye-bye, traitor! [votes for Owen] Owen: Harold's on to me, I know it! [also votes for Harold] Beth: The girl alliance is over! [votes for Courtney] Courtney: [To the viewers] Back off! There's a reason why this is called secret voting, people. Chris: And the Gilded Chris goes to... Beth, Owen, Duncan, and... Courtney. [throws the final Gilded Chris to Courtney] Sorry, Harold, you limousine awaits. Duncan: Get on with it, Doris! [Harold runs to him and pulls his pants down, getting back at him before Chef grabs him] I kinda had that coming! Harold: Fifth place?! But Owen's the traitor! You've gotta watch that guy like a hawk! [Chef tosses Harold into the Lame-o-sine] No wait! A falcon! Their eyesight is way superior. Beth: Goodbye, Harold. I'll wait for you. Harold: Haven't I suffered enough? Chris: We'

Top Dog [2.24]

Owen: Where were you all night? An alien abduction? It was, wasn't it?! You were subjected to an endless night of alien probing! Oh, the humanity! Duncan: Chill, Owen, I spent the night in Courtney's trailer. Owen: Really? What did you two do all night? Come on, come on! Duncan: Down boy! We talked. About relationship stuff, mostly. [Takes out contract] Owen: Dude, Courtney gave you...homework? Duncan: [in confessional, holding the stack of papers] Courtney wrote me a thirty-two-page letter outlining all my faults and how to correct them if we're ever going to have a serious relationship. All of which she expects me to memorize! I think I would have preferred a night of alien probing.

Top Dog [2.24]

Beth: Courtney, you’re shivering. [gasps] You must be freezing. Courtney: PDA withdrawal! Courtney: Lord of the Flies, much?!

Top Dog [2.24]

Beth: Harold was right! Courtney: Cheater! Beth: [She and Courtney confront Owen] I trusted you! Owen: I accidentally toot.

Top Dog [2.24]

Chris: This is a big one, cast. Beth is safe from elimination, which means the rest of you are fair game. So sharpen those claws and cast your votes. Someone is going home for the last time! Beth: Owen betrayed us... but Courtney's the bigger threat! [votes for Courtney] Owen: I like Duncan, but Beth and Courtney eat less. More for me! [votes for Duncan] Courtney: See you never, traitor! [votes for Owen] Duncan: [snores, then wakes up, unnoticeably votes for Courtney] Huh? Chris: The Gilded Chris goes to... Beth, and... Duncan! Courtney, since Beth and Duncan both voted for you, it's time for your ride home! Owen, I'll deal with you in a moment. Courtney: WHAT?! Duncan voted for ME?! UGH! [Tosses away her voting device] Duncan: [in confessional] Court's popularity's in the toilet; I can't have her dragging me down. But the real reason? The thirty-two-page letter. And people call me psycho!? Courtney: [As she was forced in the Lame-O-Sine] How could you do this to me. After everything!

Mutiny on the Soundstage [2.25]

Beth: I never thought I'd be the last girl left on Total Drama Action! Yep, now it's just me...all alone...in the scary trailer...I miss all my girls, even Heather! [teeth chatter] Duncan: [hears Beth's teeth] Ugh! It's Beth chattering again! With a face like that, I'd be scared too, right guys? [no answer] Right... nobody left to laugh at my excellent zingers. The good news is there's also no one left to reek up the trailer with jungle breath, nobody to wake me up with screaming night terrors - "Mommy! Mommy!" - and nobody with any chance of taking my guaranteed million away. [hears Beth] Put a blindfold on, loser! Man, I'm never gonna get to sleep. [a bomb is placed in Duncan's trailer causing him to pass out] What the? Beth: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING DUNCAN? [a bomb is placed in Beth's trailer causing her to pass out]

Mutiny on the Soundstage [2.25]

Bridgette and Geoff: And the winner is... Bridgette: It's a... tie? Geoff: So, um, what exactly are we gonna do about the million dollars?

Aftermath IV [2.26]

Chris: The Season 2 Total Drama Winner is... Duncan! Duncan: [laughing triumphantly] AHAHAHA, YEAH!!! Courtney: [runs up and hugs him] We're rich! Duncan: Whoa-ho-ho-ho, not so fast, sister. Who said I'd share anything with you? Courtney: [kisses Duncan, who subsequently looks content] Every king needs a queen. Duncan: "King," huh? That doesn't sound so terrible... [they continue kissing]

Aftermath IV [2.26]

Chris: The Season 2 Total Drama winner is... Beth! Beth: Yeeeeaaaaaah! [the other contestants cheer and Brady enters] Brady! [Beth and Brady hug] Lindsay: Wow! Heather: He's not only real, he's really handsome! Justin: Now I wish I didn't vote for her. Duncan: Wanna get outta here and grab a bite to eat? Courtney: I don't usually hang with losers. Duncan: Neither do I, but I asked you, didn't I? So, uh, where do u wanna buy me dinner? Courtney: I would like to give you a homemade Knuckle-Sandwitch! But first. let me look up a strategy and call my lawyers! An election-fraud?

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

Courtney: I have nothing to say about that guy, except that he's a complete thug! And I wish I'd never met him! Duncan: [laughs] No comment. Courtney: And he has the table manners of a chimp, and… Duncan: No comment. Courtney: And he always chews with his mouth open, and he's constantly interrupting me! And… Duncan: [irritated] I said, no comment! [presses his hand up against the camera]

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

Geoff: Why didn't you dummies open the door?! Trent: Uh, dude. Those are dummies. Geoff: Oh, yeah, [suddenly, realizes something] Wait a minute. Isolated location? Dummies? Nuclear-testing signs? Flesh-eating mutants?! Mutant: Hi. Geoff: [gasps in horror] Dudes, we gotta get out of here!

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

Geoff: We gotta rescue the gang! Then, we gotta party! Blaineley: Too late, Big Guy! Trent: Hey! What's Chris doing with everybody on TV? Geoff: And bags of money? Josh: Looks like you missed the boat, Chris just cast your buds on the next season of Total Drama! Blaineley: And one of them will walk away with one million dollars! Geoff: No! No! Nooo!!! Eva: [starts getting furious] What?! No way! I'M GONNA LOSE IT! [starts hurling objects] Blaineley: We better sign off! Josh: I agree! Thanks for watching Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Reunion Special! [gets hit by a camera]

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

[in confessional] O-M-G. This is my first confessional EVER! I am so excited! I never thought I would be on Total Drama, my favorite show in the world! Talking to all of my favorite TV stars is SO fab! Now I will finally put to rest all those Cody blog questions, like "How many freckles does he have on his back?," "What kind of deodorant does he use?," "How many times does Cody sleep facing west?," and "What song does he sing in the shower?" Ooo. [giggles] Oh! [giggles] Oh, my! [giggles] That last one will definitely be a six month analysis. Oh, yeah! [laughs and shrieks]

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

[in confessional] Watch out Total Drama nerds! The new guy is going all the way to the top!

Celebrity Manhunt's TDA Reunion Show [Special]

Chris: [about the new season] 16 teens, a trip around the world, What more could you possibly want? Chef: How about music? Chris: Yeah, everybody's doing the musical thing, now. Sure, and music! See you next time on Total… Drama... [cut to on top of the control tower] Chris and Chef: [singing] Musical… [cut to baggage car, where they stand on top of] Musical… [cut to the front of the plane] Mu-si-cal! [the front of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet falls and breaks] Chris: Uh… Maybe not! [the third season's TRUE name is shown: Total Drama World Tour]