Total Drama Action

Duncan: Man, I miss the smell of the city. Heather: [with her new wig] Step off! Gwen: You step off! Harold: Ow! Sorry, Leshawna! Leshawna: No harm done! [the bus drove away] Where is everybody? Gwen: Uh. Maybe we got off at the wrong stop. Justin: That broken-down bus only had one stop. Heather: I'm not hanging around here. Leshawna: You're gonna give up the chance at a million big ones. That's a lot of hair-weaves. Heather: Guess I can stay for a bit. Beth: Face it. The money's the reason we all put up with Chris. Trent: Beth, you got your braces off. Nice! Justin: Hot as ever. Leshawna: [pulled Justin away from Beth] You look Fi-I-I-ne, girl! Gwen: You really do! Lindsay: You're totally on your way to looking the part of my new BFF! That's my new best French friend. I'm so moving to France when I win. Beth: My mom said my world would totally open up when I got my braces off! She was right! I'M going to France! Lindsay and Beth: Yay! Duncan: Dude! It's about time! Chris: Hop on, Ever

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Chris: Owen, the man of many appetites. How was it? Owen: The turkey was a bit... [burps] ...dry. Chris: Not surprising, since the food was fake. Owen: Fake? Chris: Yep! Just props made from foamcore, silicone, sawdust and wax. It wasn't a speed eating contest. It was a contest to find the key. Owen: What key? [burps out a key] Oh! You mean this key? Chris: That'd be the one. Owen: Does this mean I win? Chris: Yes. Yes, it does. Owen: Alright! Duncan: [confessional, laughing] Did you see that? Dude ate foam core and wax. Full props for that, man! Geoff: [confessional] Way to find the key, dude! I used to think Owen was just some party dude, but he's really a stand-up guy. Party on! Harold: [confessional] I could've done that, you know. I just wasn’t hungry. Owen: [confessional] Oh. Wait, wait, wait. There’s still one more! [burps] LeShawna: [confessional] You know what that boy has? Guts. Guts full of foam core and rubber, but guts just the same!

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[bonus confessional] Last year, I wasn't really a contender. But this year, this year will be different. I may be a pretty boy on the outside, but in here… there's a man filled with rage who's in this thing to win, and mark my words, I will stop at nothing, so no one better stand in my way 'cause I will make sure they don't… uh… stand in my way for long, okay? Ah, perfection.

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E-Scope: Hey, follow me! I know aliens. Uh huh! I’ve been abducted loads of times. There’s a tracking device on my neck, see? Harold: Does it hurt? E-Scope: Only when I hiccup. [hiccups and feels a shock] Oww!

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Beth: [confessional, with Lindsay] Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn’t mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says, you can lead a sheep to water, but you can’t make it nice. Lindsay: That is so deep!

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Chef: [chasing Heather] This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! [shoots Heather with the paintball gun and her wig falls off] Heather: My wig! [She jumps to grab it, but it was too late] No! Don't look at me! [Confessional] Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything. Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine, [she sips from her cup but ends up spitting out the medicine in disgust and throws the cup to the side] Loser shaman!

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