Sanctuary

Will Zimmerman: Hey, you know, this would be a lot easier with Henry's help. Helen Magnus: He's unavailable. Will Zimmerman: Why, again? Helen Magnus: [flustered pause] He's... on a mission of utmost importance, I was sworn to absolute secrecy. Will Zimmerman: Wait a second... San Diego Comic Con? That's the mission of utmost importance? Helen Magnus: You did not hear it from me.

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Nikola Tesla: Wealthy parents ship their drug-addled teenagers to me. They arrive, their poor little bodies wracked by the best designer drugs trust funds can buy - it breaks your heart. But then, after one week of treatment, I send them home to mater and pater completely cured of all addictions. Will Zimmerman: Woah woah woah, one week? That's impossible. Nikola Tesla: Which part of "I am a genius" aren't you getting?

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Darrin: Look, Chad, I'm starting to get a bad feeling about all this. Chad: What, you're going to bail because of one screw up? Darrin: [pointing to corpse on floor] That's what you call dead Steve?

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Chad: You know I was hoping you'd be a bit more cooperative. Nikola Tesla: Yeah, well, life's a bitch and then you don't die.

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Kate Freelander: You call this a plan? Whatever happened to The good old stake through the heart? Will Zimmerman: Doesn’t work. Kate Freelander: What about all those movies, like Buffy… Helen Magnus: Misinformation propaganda. Spread by the vampires themselves— Confuse the enemy, preserve the race. Kate Freelander: What about exposing them to sunlight or garlic? Will Zimmerman: All you get is tanned vampires with bad breath. Helen Magnus: Besides, we don’t want to kill them. We want to help them. Kate Freelander: No, I’m thinking kill them. Will Zimmerman: Yeah. Trust-fund vampires? I’m thinking she’s right. Helen Magnus: Granted, but it wasn’t their choice. They may be rich, spoiled, insolent children, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t save them. Helen Magnus: That’s a terrible sales pitch. Kate Freelander: Yeah.

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So it's just us against a bunch of bad ass bloodsuckin' immortals, huh? Well, it's a good thing we have our magic glass stick that we don't know how to use. Otherwise, I would be worried.

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