Tremors

Rhonda LeBeck: Did you notice anything weird a minute ago? Walter Chang: Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.

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Melvin Plug: [discovering the gun Burt gave him is empty] Burt, you asshole! There's no bullets in this gun! Burt Gummer: [taking the gun back with a smile] Got you moving, didn't it?

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Valentine McKee: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way! Earl Bassett: [waking up] You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon. Valentine McKee: Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede? Earl Bassett: I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

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Earl Bassett: [pricks his hand while setting up a fence] I ask ya: Is this a job for an intelligent man? Valentine McKee: Well, show me one. I'll ask him.

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Earl Bassett: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom. Valentine McKee: Well, sure. Earl Bassett: Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter. Valentine McKee: Tammy Lynn Baxter! Earl Bassett: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl. Valentine McKee: I'm a victim of circumstance. Earl Bassett: I thought you called it your pecker?

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Earl Bassett: No breakfast? Valentine McKee: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans. Earl Bassett: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy. Valentine McKee: The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn! Valentine McKee: Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.

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