Ellen

Adam Green: You may as well walk in there wearing an "I am a sucker" T-shirt. Ellen: I actually have one of those. I can't believe I paid $60 for it!

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Page: Can't you just take one night off and help me, please? Ellen: Page, there are 250,000 homeless people on our streets who would love to take the night off. Page: Not if they had to spend it with you. Ellen: Joe, what's everybody's problem? Joe: Well, life is essentially meaningless, yet death terrifies us.

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In a way it's good to have your hopes stashed, it's liberating. Takes the pressure off. Now I'm free to face each day for the joyless vacuum that it is.

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Audry: Sometimes when God closes a door he opens a window. Ellen: I know, I just feel like I wanna jump out of it.

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I had one, but someone stole it.

Ellen (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

Ellen: Haven't you ever had sex dreams about people? Page: Ellen, I'm a doer, not a dreamer.

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