Easy A

This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.

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I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

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Rhiannon: I want every detail! Olive: Rhi- Rhiannon: Now bitch! Olive: You know, you call me "bitch" a lot. Okay, it's not a term of endearment. Rhiannon: I want every detail! Now shitface! Olive: Yeah, you're not heading in the right direction.

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Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Olive: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. But since I'm not... [shrugs]

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Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. Olive: Tom Cruise?

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Brandon: I'm looking for an Olive. Rosemary: There's a whole jar of them in the fridge. Brandon: I thought this was... Rosemary: Oh come on in. Any friend of Olive's is a friend of our daughters. [calling upstairs] Olive! Sweetie, there's a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!! Olive: Oh happy day mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness!! A gentleman caller, hooray!!!

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