Megamind

Megamind: Any chance you could give me the time? I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum. Warden: [looks down at watch] Oh, no. Looks like you're gonna miss it... by several thousand years. Megamind: Oh, am I? [chuckle]

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Roxie: Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downcity, where we're here to honor a beautiful man - Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming] Hal: Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy. Roxie: I wrote that piece myself, Hal. Hal: What I was trying to say was… I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news. Ritchi: Nice save, Hal. Hal: What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something. Roxie: Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit. Hal: Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. That's the first thing. Roxie

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Man in crowd: I love you, Metro Man! Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen! Hahaha!

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Roxie: What secrets? You're so predictable. Megamind: Predictable? Predictable?! Oh, you call this predictable?! [pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath her] Roxie: Your alligators, yes. Mm-hmm. [alligators snap their jaws at her] I was thinking about it on the way over. Megamind: What's this? Boom! [pulls another lever thar reveals a hidden laser gun aiming at the side of Roxie's face] In your face! Roxie: Cliché. Megamind: No, look. Watch [brings down a gauntlet of blades over Roxie's head] Roxie: Juvenile. Megamind: Shock and awe! [brings up a chainsaw to the other side of Roxie's face] Roxie: Tacky. Megamind: OH, IT'S SO SCARY! [unleashes a cycle of spiked boots in terror] Roxie: Seen it. Megamind: [frantic in terror] WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?! [unleashes more weapons] Roxie: Garish! [Megamind looks exhausted] Okay, the spider's new. Megamind: Spider? [A spider hangs in front of Roxie. Minion shrugs at his boss] Uh, yes! The… The spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from "Ara

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Metro Man: Megamind! Megamind: [claps sarcastically] Oh, bravo, Metro Man. Megamind: Boo! Yes, I can play along, too. Boo! Metro Man: I should have known you'd try to crash the party. Megamind: Oh, I intend to do more than crash it. This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget! Metro Man: It's pronounced METRO CITY! [The crowd cheers at him] Megamind: Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato. Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with YOU behind bars! [The crowd cheers at him again] Megamind: [looking sarcastically and serious] Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots! You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of… ROXANNE RITCHI! [presses a button to show Roxie on a separate screen] Eh? Metro Man: [whispers dramatically] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxie! I'm on my way. Roxie: I'm not panicking. Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me from making a mistake, you need to find me first, Metro Man. Roxie: We're at the abandoned observatory. Metro Man: Aha!

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Megamind: Over here, old friend. In case you have noticed, you haven't fallen right into my trap. Metro Man: You can't trap justice. It's an idea, a belief! Megamind: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time! Metro Man: Justice is a noncorrosive metal! Megamind: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange. Metro Man: It's "revenge", and it's best served cold. Megamind: But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil! Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire! Megamind: Maybe I've got an extended warranty! Metro Man: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose! Roxie: [groans] Girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now? Megamind: Of course. That is if Metro Man can extend the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!! [The laser doesn't engage. Metro Man glances up boredly before Megamind rolls his eyes and approaches Minion] What's taking so long? Minion: Still warming up, sir. Megamind: Come

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