Batman

Narrator: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue! The Riddler: Question: Who's going to make the feathers fly and knock Batman and Robin out of the sky? The Joker: Have you heard this one? It'll KILL you, Batman! [laughs] Penguin: There are two eggs this wily bird is gonna scramble. Batman and Robin!

Batman (1966 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Batman: You there, Miss... Miss Kitka: Comrade Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff. I am from the Moscow Bugle.

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Miss Kitka: If you please, to take off the mask to give the better picture? Commissioner Gordon: Great Scott! Batman take off his mask? Chief O'Hara: The woman must be mad! Batman: Please...Chief O'Hara...all of you. This young lady is a stranger to our shores. Her request is not unnatural, however, impossible to grant. Miss Kitka: Impossible? Batman: Indeed. If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities would be revealed. Commissioner Gordon: Completely destroying their value as ace crimefighters. Chief O'Hara: Sure, ma'am. Not even Commisioner Gordon and meself know who they really are. Robin: In fact, our own relatives we live with don't know. Miss Kitka: But your so curious costumes... Robin: Don't be put off by them, ma'am. Underneath this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans. Miss Kitka: You are like the masked vigilantes in the Westerns, no? Commissioner Gordon: Certainly not! Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law. Robin: Support

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Gordon: Could be any one of them, but which one? W...Which ones? O'Hara: [gasps] Batman: Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder. Gordon: You mean, where there's a fish, there could be a Penguin. Robin: But wait, it happened at sea. See? "C" for Catwoman. Batman: Yet, an exploding shark....was pulling my leg. Gordon: The Joker! O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle. Riddle-er. Riddler? Gordon: Oh, a thought strikes me. [exhales] So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance. Batman: The four of them. Their forces combined.... Robin: Holy nightmare!

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Commissioner Gordon: Penguin, Joker, Riddler...and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate. Batman: We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over- Chief O'Hara: Take over what, Batman? Gotham City? Batman: Any two of them would try that! Commissioner Gordon: The whole country? Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be...the entire world.

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Pirate: Ahoy, Catwoman! Miss Kitka: [slaps him] Imbecile, How many times have I told you? Never use my real name in public!

Batman (1966 film), CC BY-SA 4.0