Quotes

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Wyatt: Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Gary: [hesitates] Ceremonial.

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Wyatt: What are we gonna do with her? Gary: Look, we'll just go with the situation. Okay? And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you. Okay? All right? Wyatt: I'm just being practical. Gary: I know you are. Okay? And I appreciate it. Wyatt: But what are we gonna do about this mess? Gary: Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow. Okay? Wyatt: Okay, but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. Wyatt: Where are we going, anyway? Gary: I don't know. She said we're gonna go downtown and... [looks at the suits] Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that your stuff? Is this yours? Wyatt: Oh, shit. Gary, I don't know what's goin'-- Gary: Wyatt, what's goin' on here? Wyatt: I don't know. Gary: What is goin' on here? Wyatt: Gary, I don't know! Gary: I don't know what's goin' on here! Wyatt: You look good though! All right?! Gary: Yeah?! Wyatt: Yeah.

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Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh? Lisa: It's purely sexual. Dino: No shit. Gary: She's into malakas, Dino! Dino: "She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!

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Gary: [completely wasted] Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch. Fats: Crazy insane? Man 1: Insane? Man 2: Crazy? Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin' the truth here. I speakin' to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry 'bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying. Wyatt: That's the truth, baby. Gary: I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin' devotion, man. Mitch: Every damn night?! Gary: Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin' with you. Mitch: On the telephone? Gary: What this boy talkin' 'bout, on the telephone, man?! Fats: Explain it to him! Gary: Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone! Lisa: But he hung up on her. Man 1: Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big

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Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? Lucy Wallace: Oh Gary! Oh my God! Gary: Ma, I never tossed off to anything! Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair! Gary: I was! I was!

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Wyatt: Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control. Lisa: Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over. Wyatt: I don't have any friends, Lisa. Gary: He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'. Lisa: You do now. Lisa: Hi! Guests: HI!!! One guest: PARTY! All guests: [chant] Party! Party! Party! Party!

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Wyatt: Do you think Lisa's having a good time? Gary: Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt.

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Gary: I could be wrong, but I think these guys are stoked for us, Wyatt. Wyatt: I got that feelin' myself. Gary: What do we do? Wyatt: I don't know. Gary: Should we go for it? Wyatt: What about Lisa? Gary: She did say we should party. Wyatt: Look, let's get on with these two, score points, and go back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true. Gary: How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with them in case we get to them later? Wyatt: Sounds good. Gary: Okay, but whatever happens, we've gotta give Lisa a shot. I don't wanna hurt her feelings. Maybe the girls are lookin' for a long lean bone job from me. Ready to party now? Wyatt: 10-4. Gary: Let's break.

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Lisa: You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail. Wyatt: We forgot to hook up the doll. Lisa: You forgot to hook up the doll.