Weird Science

Wyatt: Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Gary: [hesitates] Ceremonial.

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Wyatt: What are we gonna do with her? Gary: Look, we'll just go with the situation. Okay? And I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you. Okay? All right? Wyatt: I'm just being practical. Gary: I know you are. Okay? And I appreciate it. Wyatt: But what are we gonna do about this mess? Gary: Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow. Okay? Wyatt: Okay, but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me. Wyatt: Where are we going, anyway? Gary: I don't know. She said we're gonna go downtown and... [looks at the suits] Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that your stuff? Is this yours? Wyatt: Oh, shit. Gary, I don't know what's goin'-- Gary: Wyatt, what's goin' on here? Wyatt: I don't know. Gary: What is goin' on here? Wyatt: Gary, I don't know! Gary: I don't know what's goin' on here! Wyatt: You look good though! All right?! Gary: Yeah?! Wyatt: Yeah.

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Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh? Lisa: It's purely sexual. Dino: No shit. Gary: She's into malakas, Dino! Dino: "She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!

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Gary: [completely wasted] Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch. Fats: Crazy insane? Man 1: Insane? Man 2: Crazy? Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin' the truth here. I speakin' to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry 'bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying. Wyatt: That's the truth, baby. Gary: I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin' devotion, man. Mitch: Every damn night?! Gary: Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin' with you. Mitch: On the telephone? Gary: What this boy talkin' 'bout, on the telephone, man?! Fats: Explain it to him! Gary: Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone! Lisa: But he hung up on her. Man 1: Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big

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Lisa: Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? Lucy Wallace: Oh Gary! Oh my God! Gary: Ma, I never tossed off to anything! Lucy Wallace: You told me you were combing your hair! Gary: I was! I was!

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Wyatt: Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control. Lisa: Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over. Wyatt: I don't have any friends, Lisa. Gary: He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'. Lisa: You do now. Lisa: Hi! Guests: HI!!! One guest: PARTY! All guests: [chant] Party! Party! Party! Party!

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