Quotes

May 7th, 2006 [8.1]

Jeremy: Tonight: I drive the scariest car in the world. James drives the least scary car in the world. And we all drive a car with a monkey on the roof.

Jeremy: Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect…

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May 14th, 2006 [8.2]

Jeremy: Tonight: I'm ruining the tranquillity of the Yorkshire Dales. Richard ruins Iceland. And we all ruin a local radio show.

Jeremy: Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan…

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May 21st, 2006 [8.3]

Jeremy: Tonight: I get a hot head..."Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire..."; Richard gets another Top Gear dog "Help!"; And James has some trouble with wind.

Jeremy: Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could…

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May 28th, 2006 [8.4]

Jeremy: Tonight: I investigate some new in-car dogging technology. Richard races a man dressed as a squirrel. And with a wing and a prayer, the Koenigsegg is back on our track.

Richard: Some say his ears have a paisley…

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June 4th, 2006 [8.5]

Jeremy: Tonight: The new Citroën C6: hovercraft or horse manure? Jackie Stewart teaches Captain Slow how to drive. And don't bother watching the World Cup, because we've drank it already.

Jeremy: Some say that the…

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July 16th, 2006 [8.6]

Jeremy: [voiceover] Tonight: we drive a Formula One car... indoors; Hannibal Lector is in our Reasonably-Priced Car; and we go on a caravan holiday!

Jeremy: Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult…

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July 16th, 2006 [8.6]

Richard: Oh, I've just seen the queue as we came off the roundabout! I can't live with the shame!

Jeremy: So far we'd learnt that if there are any joys to caravanning they certainly weren't to be had on the journey. All…

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July 23rd, 2006 [8.7]

Jeremy: Tonight: Is a Peugeot faster than two men? Has Lamborghini gone mad again? And can we build a whole car in 8 hours?

Richard: But if you think about this, the Chinese, they say they're gonna be investing ten…

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July 30th, 2006 [8.8]

Jeremy: Tonight: Noble's difficult third album comes to our track; the art of being a white van man; and the Suzuki Liana is back with some bloke called Jenson Button!

Richard: And, then, inside, it's the usual blend of…

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