In the Loop

Chad: You couldn't write a paper that clashes more with the current climate if you were trying. And it seems like you almost were trying. General Miller: This is the problem with civilians wanting to go to war. Once you've been there, once you've seen it, you never want to go again unless you absolutely fucking have to. [pause] It's like France.

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Judy Molloy: Mark, you're coordinating the millennium goals on the press release, aren't you? Mark: Yes. Judy Molloy: Coordinate it better, please.

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Simon Foster: [In a radio interview] Well, personally, I think that war is unforeseeable. Malcolm Tucker: Sam! Sam! Eddie Mair: [On radio] "Unforeseeable"? Simon Foster: [On radio] Yes. Malcolm Tucker: No, you do not think that! Sam, I'm going to have to go to International Development and pull Simon Foster's fucking hair.

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Simon Foster: Who was that? Judy Molloy: Malcolm. He's coming to see you. Simon Foster: Oh shit, he's still alive. When's he due? Malcolm Tucker: [Entering the room] Now. And don't say you weren't prepared, because I rang ahead.

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Malcolm Tucker: [to Toby] Hey, foetus boy, lesson one: If I tell you to fuck off, what do you do? Toby Wright: Umm... Eff off? Malcolm Tucker: You'll go far! Now fuck off. Toby Wright: Right. [leaves the room] Simon Foster: Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight— Malcolm Tucker: You're not going on Question Time, you've been disinvited. Simon Foster: We've been prepping Question Time! Judy Molloy: Why wasn't I told about this? Malcolm Tucker: Why the fuck would I tell you it?! I've told you to fuck off twice, and yet you're still here! Judy Molloy: You should tell me about it because it's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state, so therefore it falls well within my purview! Malcolm Tucker: "Within your purview"? Judy Molloy: Yes! Malcolm Tucker: Where do you think you are, in some fucking regency costume drama?! This is a government department! Not a fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Simon Foster: Malcolm... Malcolm Tucker:

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Simon Foster: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Why didn't we nail the line?! Judy Molloy: Simon, I did try to warn you. Simon Foster: Yes! Yes! You did try to warn me, but you don't actually stop me, did you?! Judy Molloy: I can't tackle you to the ground! Simon Foster: That's like shouting "Train!" as someone gets hit by a train! You should go, "Train! It's a fucking train!" Judy Molloy: [her phone rings] Bollocks! Simon Foster: [his phone rings also] Fuck, it's Malcolm! Judy Molloy: Mine's Malcolm, too. Simon Foster: How does he do that? Malcolm Tucker: [talking on two mobiles] Simon, I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news unless they've just died. Be here, now!

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