Flushed Away

Mother: [looking outside the window] Car's here! Father: It's 9 o'clock already! We're going to have a miss our flight! Mother: Traveller's cheques... Father: You have the tickets, darling? Mother: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? Tabitha: Oops. Mother: [off-screen] I just know we've forgotten something. Tabitha: [enters her bedroom, looking for her brother, Roddy in his dollhouse] Roddy, where are you? [spilling in food] We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's a little more. Mother: [off-screen] Tabitha! Tabitha: Here's a little more. Mother: [off-screen] I hope you're not overfeeding him. Tabitha: Of course not, Mum. [dumps the whole bag of rat feed into Roddy's dollhouse] Father: [off-screen] Come on, Tabitha! Tabitha: Bye, Roddy! Father: [off-screen] We don't want to miss our holiday. Tabitha: I'm coming, I'm coming! [runs out of the house and closes the door] Roddy: [sniffing, sliding down, opening the door] When the cat's away, the mice will play! The holid

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Roddy: Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. Sarge, wake up! Action Figure: Approaching enemy lines. I'm armed and ready. Roddy: At ease, soldier. Action Figure: Give up your weapons of mass destruction! Come get me, enemy of freedom! Roddy: Stop it! That's enough! Shush! Action Figure: I'm armed and ready. Tell Mom I... love... her.

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Roddy: Swimmingly? Rupert: Be seeing you, my friend. [flushing Roddy down the drain] You plonker! You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? You are going to flush me down the loo! Roddy: No! It's a big jacuzzi! Deluxe model! Rupert: Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going. Roddy: No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! Rupert: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose. Roddy: Stop, stop, stop! You can't do this! Rupert: You are goin' to try and flush me! Let's see how do you like it! Goldfish: [Roddy picks up Goldfish] Have you seen my Dad? Roddy: [throws his goldfish, he realizes he's heading a waterfall, falling into the river, yelling] <big>AAAAAAAAAAH!!</big> [drowning, dodging the teeth, swimming up, grabbing a chocolate bar, freaking out, then realising what it is. He realizes he's heading for a waterfall of tunnel, and tries to swim backwards] Oh! No! No! (Help! Help! Help! Fish me out!) [hits a pipe] Um... [falling in the water] Aah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Roddy: Hello? Uh, permission to come aboard? [boards the Jammy Dodger boat] Ahoy there? Uh... [looks at the hand, moving up and down, walking to him, moving around him, grabs him, and brings him over to a shadowy figure] Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper Thingy. Rita: Hey! [revealing herself from the shadows] That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. Roddy: Oops. Rita: What are you doing on my boat? Roddy: Look, I've had a really bad day and I just need your help. You see, I've been thrown out of my own home, I've been flushed down my own toilet. [the hand puts a finger over his mouth] Rita: Yeah, thank you, too much information. I've got my own problems, mate. Spike: [off-screen] She's around here somewhere! Rita: [presses a button] Stay down. And keep quiet. Roddy: Why? Who are we hiding from? Rita: [covers his mouth] I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. Roddy: Well, I'll contain my amazement. [Rita groans in annoyance] All right, all right.

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Rita: [as Whitey grabs her and Roddy] Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! [violently kicks him in the face with her foot] Whitey: I'm upset now. [looks at Roddy] Roddy: [shrieks] Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved! I'm just an innocent bystander. Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughing] Thought you could give us the slip? [slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! [notices Roddy] Who have we got here? Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

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