Intolerable Cruelty

Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place. Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.

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Freddy Bender: Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness! Judge Marva Munson: I'm going to allow it.

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Miles Massey: So you propose, that in spite demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her rear. Rex: Is it possible? Miles Massey: It's a challenge.

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Gus Petch: You want tact, call a tactician! You want ass nailed, you call Gus Petch. Christ, you seem to be taking this pretty good. I have seen them come in here weeping like Baptists at a funeral, like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around. Marylin Rexroth: Don't get me wrong Mr..... Gus Petch: Petch. Gus Petch. Marylin Rexroth: Whilst I don't find this terribly entertaining, I'm delighted you found this material. This will be my passport to wealth, independence and freedom. Gus Petch: [Amused] Sounds like to me, you gonna nail his ass.

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Miles Massey: I guess, something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me. Marylin Rexroth: Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me. Freddy Bender: No. Both of you wait a minute. Nobody hired anyone to kill anyone. Wrigley: Hear, hear. Freddy Bender: Apparently, from what I can gather, a burglar broke into your house- Wrigley: Miles' house. Freddy Bender: Whatever. A burglar broke in intending to loot the place, uh, repented, became despondent over his lifestyle and shot himself.

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Miles Massey: "Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery..." Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines? Freddy Bender: Objection, your honor. Judge Marva Munson: Grounds? Freddy Bender: Uh... poetry recitation.

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