Transamerica

Bree Osbourne: Mr. Schupak. Ms. Schupak. I mean, Ms. Osbourne. I changed it. Police Sergeant: Can I ask what your relationship is to the prisoner? Bree Osbourne: Allegedly, I'm his... allegedly, he's my son. Police Sergeant: This is a new one. According to this, he shoplifted a frog. Plus we have testimony that he was in possession of a small amount of a suspicious-looking white powder, although emergency services was unable to recover the evidence. Bree Osbourne: Drugs? Is he an addict? Police Sergeant: Most of 'em are. Bree Osbourne: Most of whom are? Police Sergeant: Are you aware that your son's been hustling on the streets working as a prostitute? Bree Osbourne: How much is the bail? Police Sergeant: Bail's set at one dollar. Bree Osbourne: I can't possibly afford... one dollar? Police Sergeant: Sabrina Claire Osbourne? Meet Toby Wilkins. Bree Osbourne: Uh... my friends call me Bree. Toby: Jesus the reformer? Police Sergeant: That's one of these churches that sends missionaries ou

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Elizabeth Schupak: Look at your life. You've never been able to stick to a decision. I mean, 10 years of college and not a single degree. How do you know you won't change your mind about this, too? Bree Osbourne: Because I know. Elizabeth Schupak: Don't do this awful thing to yourself, please. I miss my son. Bree Osbourne: Mom, you never had a son. Elizabeth Schupak: [Crying] How can you say such a thing? Bree Osbourne: Now you know how I felt when you hired those private detectives. Elizabeth Schupak: We only tried to do the best for you. Bree Osbourne: Is that why you tried to have me committed? Elizabeth Schupak: [Shouting] You tried to kill yourself! Bree Osbourne: Because you tried to have me committed! Elizabeth Schupak: I don't know why you have to be so emotional. Bree Osbourne: [Shouting] I am not emotional! [Normally] God, my cycle's all out of whack. Elizabeth Schupak: You don't have cycles! Bree Osbourne: Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple l

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Toby: Beauty is relative. Bree Osbourne: Not my relatives.

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Bree Osbourne: Eat your vegetables Toby: [Toby starts eating with his hands] Bree Osbourne: And might wanna use a fork. Just an idea.

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Murray Schupak: Your mother and I both love you. Elizabeth Schupak: But we don't respect you!

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Bree Osbourne: I got a phone call last night from a juvenile inmate of the New York prison system. He claimed to be Stanley's son. Margaret: No third-person. [Brief pause] Bree Osbourne: My son.

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